—; Ｒｈｙｓ

“ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ɪᴅᴇᴀs ᴏғ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ғɪᴇʟᴅ; ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.” #ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄʙxᴛᴄʜ

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“ɪ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴘᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀᴛɪᴄ ʜᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ. ᴀ ɢʜᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢʜᴏsᴛ. ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ. ᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ɪɴ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴠɪᴠɪᴅ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴀ ʟᴜᴄɪᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ.”

Ｒｅｖａｍｐｅｄ.

ʀᴛ?

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“. . . You literally gave me a heart attack with Jack’s face. But relatable nonetheless.”

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Fun Fact: I’m not dead. I’m just a workaholic.”

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Fuck. . . I’m so goddamn drunk.”

He’s much more Funke than previously anticipated.

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“I think I have caffeine poisoning and I can’t feel my legs but I’m doing so well right now that I can’t stop typing.”

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Eugh, go French a light socket.”

Jack, please, he’s working. Sort of. He’s mostly just staring at his computer, lifeless behind the eyes. Yikes.

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Fuck [ you. ]”

Grumpy.

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Fuck.”

[—; Ａｕｇｕｓｔ @BitterBrawler]

“ɪᴛ’s sᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴀɪɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ’s ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ sᴡᴇᴇᴛɴᴇss. ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ sᴄᴀʀ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴡ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇss. ᴡᴇ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ sᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ.”

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Well, I’m pretty sure I’m still breathing. . .

I’m missing a sock, but that’s about it.”

[— ; ʜαndѕσmє @MegaloNarcissus]

“Uggghhhhhh. . .

I need a [ fucking ] blow job and someone to [ punch. ]”

[— ; ʜαndѕσmє @MegaloNarcissus]

“GET THAT NAKED P.A. OUT HERE!”

[JACK. @captndd]

“𝑰 𝒂𝒎, 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒕,

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑻 𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆
𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇.

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒆.”

❛ 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄. ❜

► au-ish. borderlands, mv welcome! desc. / semi-serious.

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Sick, bro.”

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

“Hi, my name is Human Disaster. . .

And this is Jackass.”

[—; Ｒｈｙｓ @HyperionPuppet]

|| Rhys canonically likes pineapple on pizza, as it has been allegedly confirmed, and I — for one — love that.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(859): yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(865): My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?