HypestPrincess

You can't make me get in the robot, you're not my real dad.

she/her

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

I have an ass that don't quit and a face that says I've given up.

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

Even in the throes of the deepest depression, I still did my @duolingo lesson.

Tears are not enough to wash away my streak.

[Murdoc Niccals @murdocniccals]

What’s that, Murdoc? You’ve written us all a bloody LOVELY LETTER full of holiday cheer and that? Yeah. So I hope you appreciate me. More than Noodle, anyway. Gave her a crate of my fragrance Essence of Murdoc for xmas (got loads left btw) – she didn’t even thank me! Some people.

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

We are GIVING AWAY a LAMB PC with @aftershockpcAU !
✨️✨️✨️✨️
As a thank you to all the new Cult followers even if we're concerned about what you'll do with it if you win.🫡

❤️Like 🔁 Retweet 👤 Be Following us for a chance to win!

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

@tadpolelemonade Hang in there, homie

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

💤💤 💤

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@generalhobby 1) you're welcome
2) no worries
3) keep up the good content, handsome 😊

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

@generalhobby 1) you do have the best tweets
2) how does one attract a paypig in these trying times?

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@CausticChemist GOAT

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You ever watch someone open EVERY file through Word?
If you haven't, it's the equivalent of having a very slow and painful brain aneurysm.

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

Help! I'm still in love with Elliott from Stardew Valley!

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Still riding the high of hearing "Love Shine" playing DDR for the first time.

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@KyleAmann Omg finally! Now I know!

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

Being a legal assistant means you have the repeated realization that you'll never know how to spell Sheriff

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

Just heard someone say "I love old Weezer, old Weezer rocks" and I'll never recover.

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

My dog's tummy is currently hosting a concert of pre-fart noises

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Like, what am I gonna even do when David Cage releases a new game? Play it?

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Literally nothing will ever fill the Super Best Friends Play hole in my heart

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@tadpolelemonade Good last meal material

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

Me: went to college for philosophy, anxious
My bf: from Tucson, cool
Us:

[HypestPrincess @HypestPrincess]

Can't wait to play the brand new War Criminal Dating Sim that comes out Friday.

I love Fire Emblem.