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But first: coffee.

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Hi @MartinSLewis - can you ask the Chancellor what is meant by this excerpt from the email I’ve just received regarding SEISS 4?

My 2019/20 tax return showed >£50k trading profits, but I had qualified under SEISS 1-3. Does this mean I will qualify under 2nd para
#MartinAndRishi

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@candid_beer @BBCPM If people in this country had a healthy relationship with alcohol then #DryJanuary wouldn’t even need to be a thing.

Arguably this year it’s having next to no impact on the hospitality industry, considering no bar can open right now anyway.

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@UnitedBaristas @KeepCup Can you comment on this at all?

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@ajfworship @UnitedBaristas @philwbass United Baristas has a thing about CO2 and generally suppresses argument about plastics.

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Morning all! I’m back from a long weekend in Swansea. Dylan Thomas said it best - although it’s getting a little less ugly by the day.

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Hey @TrekBikes - thought you might want to know that https://t.co/cX74LG1Gku is using your intellectual property to try and scam unsuspecting buyers.

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@MattGarrahan I mean, that’s a very witty tweet and everything; but you do realise that there are some who don’t know that the Telegraph is not anti-government? And so your tweet will be completely misconstrued by them and the message lost.

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Today's the day! We are so proud to say that our online shop is finally OPEN!

Hit us up for your caffeine fix. We are the Black Country Coffee Roastery.

https://t.co/7zM2n7Cvmd

#coffee #walsall #blackcountry… https://t.co/HeAjAPwOV5

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@DaveM4Labour If you have some credentials and something to offer then you need to make clear what they are and be far more visible. Otherwise we’ll continue with another 40 years of Conservative control of Aldridge-Brownhills.

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@DaveM4Labour No public presence. No door-knocking. Nothing. Even your leaflet said “Sorry I missed you” but was delivered by a chap clearly 30 years old than you.

This sort of Twitter engagement is completely meaningless. You’re shouting into the ether.

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@andrereid_ @buildakiondo Going to follow you on here and on my business account @CasualsCoffee. I’ve not come across you or your work before, but the mere mention of Walsall piqued my interest and I want to see what you’re up to. Good luck!

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Hey @TMFChrisHill @TMFJMo thought you guys might be interested to know that Zoom is currently being used to conduct court hearings here in the UK. Some judges choose Zoom; others choose Skype/Teams, but it’s definitely on the menu.

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Happy Monday, everybody. Stay safe out there.

Here's something to make your coffee a little tastier today: a little primer on how much coffee you should be using.

https://t.co/HdBALjrLv5

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@zarahsultana The concern you express is justified, but this is a half-baked way to deal with it. You need to try again.

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@zarahsultana Sorry, you haven't thought this through.

Rent payments are not the Government's to suspend. Unless you're suggesting it should be temporarily unlawful to charge rent?

You would then need to "suspend" mortgage payments. Again, not the Government's to suspend.

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@ImmyKaur @FixMyBrokenMac @andyreevo @CIVIC_SQUARE @ClareM_HoP Badass! Make it permanent! 😁

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@HundredHouseCo That’s really interesting! I can imagine how you’re getting them there, but how will you get them back again from - say - Birmingham? Courier?

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@DaveM4Labour @dlhmarketing @AlBrownhillsCLP @CLPNominations All this is to say: perhaps reconnecting with the public is an aim which should have begun months ago. You don't need me to tell you that Labour has been nowhere near successful in Aldridge-Brownhills for upwards of 40 years.

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@DaveM4Labour @dlhmarketing @AlBrownhillsCLP @CLPNominations I tweeted you no fewer than five times during the General Election to ask where you were, because nobody saw head nor hair of you.

The closest I got was a leaflet stuffed through the door that said "Sorry I missed you today". Except the guy delivering it was twice your age.