Garrett Alexander / Parody

My son is my life now and together we will rule. | King | Father | My sweetheart: @TheLadyElyse | Parody Account

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

SEDUCE

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse [He stepped into the water and held a hand out for her, the water the perfect temperature for swimming and relaxing!]

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse Let’s go for a swim!

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse It’s ridiculous! But do you like the little getaway? A place we can share?

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse Oh, the court ladies /still/ think they can be my mistresses. You think they’d have gotten over it by now.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse This way I can be sexy with my wife beyond prying eyes!

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse A little getaway for us that’s not far from the castle.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse [A little magic transported them to a special spot he’d had made for them.]

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse [He snickered.] Care to come for a swim? I have a special place to take you.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse Ohhh. Well I’m fine with whatever.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse Forced retirement? He’s only keeping the position because it pays and he has that little 20-something mistress.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse Which is always. [He laughed.]

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse I think we kept him for propriety sake. He’d been there for ages. But you’re right, it may be time.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse Really. I love you and I love the children and it’s just wonderful!

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

Did I hear someone is threatening my family?! [Prepares to make heads roll.]

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse Beats me. He thinks I shouldn’t leave the throne room. Wacky old bugger that he is.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse I couldn’t have asked for a more perfect family.

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse I love our babies. Every single one!

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

I was just told a king can’t be sexy.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Garrett Alexander / Parody @HytheHighborne]

@TheLadyElyse You are everything to me.