Iowa Government but actually no

The PARODY account of The Great Hawkeye State, NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE IOWA GOVERNMENT OR ANY IOWA LEGISLATURE

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We've just been alerted we should have been doing something "governmental" this whole time

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Good morning to Doug from Dubuque

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We would like to apologize to all Jewish Iowans (and Jews everywhere) on behalf of Kim Reynolds. Hopefully y’all had a wonderful Passover regardless of her ignorance!

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Try and get all the food groups in every day!

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Ben Shapiro’s wife wishes she was Iowa right about now

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@IStateCRU That’s a weird way to spell educate

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Good morning to the hyvee employee I talked to at 11pm last night

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Other states really feed their citizens assorted meat cubes and y'all are ok with that?

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I am always a slut for @caseysgenstore pizza

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Its chili and cinnamon rolls time

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Goodnight moo

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Which one of you turned the AC off, I know it was one of you

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Good corning

[Griff II @DrakeUGriff]

Apparently, eating acorns is frowned upon in this establishment. 😑 (But I’m still gonna relentlessly try……………… can’t stop, won’t stop.) #OnTheHomefrontWithGriffII @DrakeUniversity

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Post a picture of yourself going ham on some food on a stick and we'll give you 50% off your next speeding ticket

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Goodnight to that one vomit stain on the sidewalk in Iowa City that just won’t go away

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It means you gotta buckle 👏 up 👏butter 👏 cow 👏

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@The5thUS Iowa yes

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👀

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I’m sorry, do what to now???

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New law: all grocery stores are required to have a Ranch Wall

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What should this photo be captioned? Crab Grassley or Chuck Crabsley?