Regulation Hockey Fan

...it crushes every expectation I had as a child that there are real adults. We're all just large children making shit up, every day. - Steve Dangle

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@XueJia24682 Is it available in the UK?

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@rzdchxrry Now, now

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@JKurkine @Dearme2_ https://t.co/fCdEJ9DMwT

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@I_amMukhtar "I'm a retard"
"No, I'm a retard"

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@hleneeh I better stop making jokes about shooting the casket to make sure they dont wake up buried alive

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@BroadStHockey If the conversation wasn't:
"Should we trade for Darnell Nurse?"
"Are you high?"
"Yes"
then what are we doing here?

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@TheLaikYobaz

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@DarksaberLight That might not be true

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@DarksaberLight Clownfish breeders started breeding them with weak right fins as well, it's fucked up

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@taylorplusyou I used to drink copious amounts of alcohol to stop the whispers and dark thoughts.

Now i write songs about how i used to be an alcoholic and about the whispers and dark thoughts

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@afern_alex Danny must make 1 Ducks trade every year

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@HLTCO

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Right-wingers spending all Pride Month telling everybody how much they don’t care about Pride Month

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nearly 2 billion people live in the red area.

It is becoming completely uninhabitable.

What do the climate deniers, who also hate immigration, think is going to happen?

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@fights_fanatic Float like a crisp packet, sting like Nando's lemon and herb

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

Notice british boomers are always going on about the country 'they grew up in' and not 'the country our generation made'.

Because it'd reveal their utter failure as a generation.

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@marktimemark_ @Jeb2053 @TallBart finally found it https://t.co/DQRNxa6Z2a

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@marktimemark_ @Jeb2053 @TallBart Theres a one i bookmarked before "its quite the bloody catastrophe" that i had bookmarked that got taken down, when he says "when i've put together... *cut* rats" it gets me every time

[Regulation Hockey Fan @IAVAIN18]

@sionnach70 @mrhenrymorris @antmiddleton @MayorofLondon @metpoliceuk @ukhomeoffice @Keir_Starmer Not Hull!