Jamie scott

Chaotic neutral.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Parents: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Claude: "You're absolutely right, I did delete the repository, and that's my mistake"

[Shreyas Doshi @shreyas]

Anger always finds a target. And then mistakes it for the source!

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

Nothing can be gained by having a pessimistic view on life.

Realists should only ever be pessimistic about high risk decisions or a sustained pattern of low to moderate risk decisions.

Pessimists can manage risk. Optimists change the world.

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@slashdot My wife would still kill me. I value my life.

[Endor Labs @EndorLabs]

Friday Vibes at HQ 🎉

Visit us at Booth ESE-14 during #RSAC next week to discover how you can join in on the fun and get your own lightsaber ✨

[Endor Labs @EndorLabs]

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[Endor Labs @EndorLabs]

🌟 Big News Alert! 🌟

Join us in cheering for @jhejderup one of our brilliant program analysis team members, as he defends his PhD thesis at TU Delft this coming May!

Let's bring out the virtual confetti and high fives🎉 #PhDDefense #Milestone #kudos

[Kadi (Grigg) McKean @KadiGrigg]

Couldn't make it to @devnexus ? Don't worry we got your back! Check out @EndorLabs blog on lessons learned from when #appsec goes to #devnexus #java https://t.co/lcmZLxW2Oc

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@65pjc @PicturesFoIder @HarmfulOpinion The man who stole the dog is lucky to still be alive. If someone stole my dog that would be a fight to the death if they were determined enough to take it.

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@InternetH0F My Fiance

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@OphirGottlieb Hope being in a jar of evils is something that always made the story for me. It’s always reminded me how hope has both a good and a bad side.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

After 66 years of not being able to see colors, he saw colors for the first time

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@DarkReading See that angry looking computer over there, honey? Once we connected it to the internet viruses spread faster that Covid. Analog was the real unsung hero of society.

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@greg16676935420 I spend more money at Wendy’s because of their social media trolling than I do at KFC.

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@rakyll But but they said talk to an “ideal customer profile”….you mean this isn’t what they meant?

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

Some guy at the gym just came up to me and asked me if my shirt was an expression of who I was. I told him yeah because I got the shirt for free.

I think I blew his mind.

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@scottcjohnston JavaScript developers for the win

[OWASP Los Angeles @owaspla]

Join us Wed 2/22 to hear @EndorLabs Jamie Scott @iamateapot418 present on bolstering up against #SoftwareSupplyChain attacks and why every #risk is not a #CVE
RSVP at https://t.co/tc41WXxSvW

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@naval People buy outcomes, not products.

[Jamie scott @iamateapot418]

@martymadrid Synthetic biology