only here for severance

Tree, actor, carpenter, finger-gun enthusiast, entity of chaotic compassion. If I'm tweeting, I'm probably procrastinating. They/them.

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

Can’t believe my depressed ass got tricked into obsessing over a show whose core theme is “it hurts but you have to feel it or you’ll lock yourself in the sterile white maze of your brain trying to outrun it” ahhh you got me dan

[skimpy 🚬 @skimpyshits]

#Daria

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

This rewrote my DNA and helped me survive one of the worst years of my life. https://t.co/blVQtqn4Rc

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

Choosing between these causes me physical pain. It’s HBHBHB but mainly because the instrumental dance video they released with it makes me cry to this day

[lia @highashoped]

‘how big, how blue, how beautiful’ vs ‘queen of peace’

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

@highashoped HBHBHB really is my album because some of these choices feel like I’m killing a loved one

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

@harmonycobel Thank you wow. I wanted to get to moonrise but I tapped out til today. I’ve been collecting combustible barrels for the whole game so I can put them out before the big battle. I loaded the main tower rooms so when the fight starts I can set off the whole floor.

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

“Why am I so nauseous and dizzy?” Maybe because you played through the entire underdark and all the way to the Reithwin tollhouse in one uninterrupted sitting, jackass. 😵‍💫

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

I’m so tired.

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

On today’s edition of “is this actually a big deal or did it trigger a deep childhood memory of having no power and having someone treat me like shit even when we both knew they were in the wrong?”

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

If the hand that feeds is also beating you, and biting it means you go hungry, then what do you do? Be petty when you think you can get away with it so you can feel a modicum of control to keep you sane? Eat the rage until it rots you from the inside? Endure 50 more years of it?

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

All I’m saying is if you’re going to be rude to me you better be absolutely sure I didn’t just get emailed the evidence that you are lying to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[⋆˚࿔ marie 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @cobelspuppy]

@IAmATree78

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

@cobelspuppy 😭😭😭😭 this helped tbh thank you

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

The problem with trying to bullshit me is that I have a great memory and a bottomless well of rage that I am actively holding back at all times.

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

Imagine not knowing your own renter system and that email confirmations come immediately after any payment…….. within one minute of your pithy response? cringe tbh

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

Shaking with rage but that could be the late lunch and espresso

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

Imagine being such a whiny little bitch??? Also I don’t have a BB gun so whatever the fuck he’s talking about clearly was not me. Got an email about the eft AFTER he replied. Good fucking riddance. All landlords can go to hell.

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

See what I SHOULD do is call the city about the festering mold-filled insulation in the attic but I don’t want to waste my energy on this POS

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

My hobbies include saying “I’m going to be a real bitch about this” before sending a very mild email.

[only here for severance @IAmATree78]

Starting my day with an email to my previous landlord because we still haven’t gotten the security deposit back.