uMlangeni Lomuhle👑

Avid reader. Hlubi wak'cala. uMlangeni lomuhle. Fourth year student.

[uMlangeni Lomuhle👑 @IAmCSBDlamini]

@sunelmusicianza's songs should be sold at pharmacies🙌

[Thingolicious🌈 @ZeeRight]

15 year old girl who died by suicide after being bullied left a note where she named all her bullies. At the memorial service hosted by the school, her father wanted to read the note aloud but the teachers stopped him.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Let me tell you about naked mole rats. This live underground throughout their lives. They eat root, tubers and bulbs underground without leaving their burrow. When they come across a tuber that's big, they don't try to finish it at once.

They practice a form of sustainable harvesting.They bore into the tuber and eat little out of the softer interior flesh. They deliberately leave the thin outer epidermis (skin) mostly intact. This keeps the plant alive and healthy, allowing it to continue growing or regenerate new tissue. They'll dig around their tunnels to look for other roots and do this. In a few days, they'll go back to the big tuber, which would have regenerated to eat a little again. They're smart not to overwork the tuber or kill it. They farm and bill with sense.

Do the same wit your successful elder brother.

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

“Your hands are so tiny”
“No they’re not 🥺”
“Yes they are, look 🫸🏾🫷🏾”

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Nobody is looking at all those tweets you are linking under your blown tweets man, i just wanna read the comments. stop that nonsense.

[uMalumekazi weLeague🏆🏆🏆 @Sneh_Mbuyazii]

Ngenxa yobude bendlela, ebesikufisa nabanye siyokufeza nabanye.

[Math Files @Math_files]

The 4 horsemen of 3/4

[Ego 🍔 @TrussEgo]

Things that mobile ads shouldn’t be allowed to do:

- Drag you to the App Store
- Put fake ‘X’s in the corner to bait you into tapping the ad
- Go longer longer than 10 seconds without an option to skip
- Force you to trial the game even after you’ve skipped the ad

[LOLO👸🤍 @Nazannwa]

nobody engages those multiple tweets you plug under your one-time viral tweet. stop being ridiculous

[May ⵣ @clkbae_]

I hate when mfs have a viral tweet and then start making a long ass chain of other tweets under that same post 😭😭

[Milito @Milito177]

Selecting all images with traffic lights

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[Baatile @Just_Dxvid]

I hate to do it but someone has to be the strict uncle. labantwana baya'nya.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

It means they’ve added a temporary label to your account which may impact its reach.
I hope this was helpful, x

[X @walliesta]

The fact that there's another family somewhere, with the other side of these shoes makes this even more hilarious 😂

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 82,546 trees.
I know that, because I kept a log.

[Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus]

Thank you for teaching me the meaning of "plethora".

It means a lot.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

We don't praise ntate Moloto enough 😩

[autist @litteralyme0]

Today's to do list:
-Walk on thin ice
-Bite the hand that feeds me
-Judge a book by it's cover
-Bark up the wrong tree
-Beat around the bush
-Cry over spilled milk

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray.