Catfishman

I have achieved spiritual oneness with the great catfish. Addicted to cheese, coffee, and stink-bait.

[Catfishman @IAmCatfishman]

Work Tip: Nobody is going to stop you if you keep nachos in your desk

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

One day the wordle will be penis

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Jacking off And Putting a Vice around The Tip of my Dick so When i Cum it Backfires and Blows my Balls Clean Off

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

hello boypussy nation

[MeatMan @MeatMan__]

DQ1 protag:
Random NPC: I heard Erdrick packed 12 inches FLACCID, he had a girthy shaft and he could cum buckets and still get hard again right away. My grandfather used to tell us all about it

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Farting so hard that my cock and balls fly right off

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i only queef when quofen to

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Man Stroker’s Ejacula

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

Happy 420

[Catfishman @IAmCatfishman]

How the fuck does frankenstein get a boner

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Teaching kids not to trust cops and/or robots from an early age turned out to be a vital 21st century skill

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

“I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?”

— The Boys S05E03

[໊ @buffys]

why did we as a society stop talking about how donald trump gave bill clinton a blow job

[ADAM BIRDBOY @RAWBIRDBOY]

Thank you for all the likes!

[Catfishman @IAmCatfishman]

you are the architect of the marmot on your own penis

[will @rdiohdfntsy]

imagine getting off of the worst shift of ur life and finding out clint is now a marriable character in stardew valley