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eggs, milk, butter, a will to live, ranch dressing

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Now this is quality information. This is hard hitting news. https://t.co/Ozqm7HllWc

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Friendly reminder that this song exists

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Some days you're on top of the world living large and the next you're Matt Damon at the oscars getting shit on by everyone you know and love

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If you smoke and don't tell anyone about it, you didn't smoke. Tell everyone. Tell your friends. Tell your parents. Tell your employers.

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I wish I could be Danny Devito for a day. I wanna know what it's like to be so small and yet so slimy

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@lainiefortner you're weak.

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I miss the good ol' days where my mom packed my lunch and people made fun of my hair

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Home is where the wifi connects automatically

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@lainiefortner this game just verified that everything in Indiana just flat out sucks.

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Virtual reality porn creators: your living room set up is very nice.

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I think I would fair well in the Middle Ages due to my diet consisting of bread and soup.

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The dudes in Rae sremmurd look like the aliens from Men In Black

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If you put an empty PBR can to your ear, you can hear the sound of a southern Indiana townie hitting his wife.

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Dear @TrojanCondoms , can you please make BBQ ribbed condoms? Love your ribs to bits, but I think they would be better with a lil sauce.

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Jimmy John's is Papa John's 20 something year old son who refused to get into the family business out of spite for his father

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Can't wait to get back to powder potatoes and carnation for every meal #health

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I'd like to make my first tweet in over a year to be something meaningful so I'm reaching out to children in need: @bpinelli hey, need help?

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@_someonejoinin #confirmed

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#iuf101