Helen Meriel Thomas

Senior Social Content Producer at Gay Star News // previously @vice // host & producer // bi 🏳️‍🌈 // she/her

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

.@lilyphillip_s reacts to Bonnie Blue saying she doesn't mind sleeping with married men because some women are "lazy":

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

Truly some of the most evil shit I’ve seen on this timeline

[Diane Yap @RealDianeYap]

The point of EBT is to ensure people don’t starve to death. That’s it. Even if we agree that’s a worthwhile goal, it can be achieved with Nutraloaf.

Nutraloaf provides the correct incentives: you won’t starve and you’ll be motivated to earn enough money to eat real food again.

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

@collin_ruth89 Did you replace her with AI? 👀

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

Pubic hair is only hot if you pay for it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair:

“The Ultimate Bush”

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

Bonnie Blue is sooo Katie Hopkins-coded, I’ve known this was coming for months

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪💪💪💪

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

Genuinely what is the fucking point of this

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

sora (left) vs. sora 2 (right)

prompt: "a group of people playing volleyball"

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

@mindofprospect Who says they never had issues? The ethical and legal expectations and ramifications grow with the size and mainstream influence of the channel. Channel 4 can’t take the same risks as a YouTuber.

[sam mcallister @sammcallister]

Excited to share Slop — a new slop trough for you all to enjoy.

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

This is soooooo cringe because you could literally just open a recipe book and get on with it 😭😭😭😭

[NIK @ns123abc]

HOLY SHIT META’s live AI demo FLOPPED💀

[Jennifer Mascia @JenniferMascia]

I feel like this should be getting a lot more attention. A Fox News host is proposing we murder the homeless

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

The photos from Charli’s wedding have really reminded me of the HELLO!, OK! Etc mag spreads of the 00s that we used to go feral for and kept the whole gossip magazine industry buoyant for like two decades.

Proof of her royal status and also a recession indicator!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

I wonder what happened at the end of the 1930s that changed our relationship with art and consumerism

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

Comparing this to Creature Comforts by Aardman is the perfect example of why AI will always be utterly charmless and devoid of soul. If you genuinely think this is cool then I’m sorry you will never ever understand taste, art or the human spirit!!!

[Google UK @GoogleUK]

Our Veo 3 animals are back, pitching up at the UK's music festivals 🎵🎤 Have you tried Veo 3 in Gemini yet? Turn your prompts into short films with Google AI Pro and Ultra.

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

Please develop an Austen novel that isn't Pride & Prejudice (or a spin-off). I BEGGGGGG

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

'The Other Bennet Sister', the BBC and BritBox‘s Jane Austen universe series, has added Ruth Jones, Richard E. Grant and Indira Varma in major roles https://t.co/H2I0Ev8lvZ

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

Woman on the train is playing an AI-generated TikTok on full volume about medieval urination rituals. We are soooo cooked lol

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

I've just learnt of the death of @PeteKrykant_OPC, a fearless drug harm reduction campaigner, at 48. Few worked as hard as Peter towards decriminalisation. He just wanted to help people stay alive, and live with dignity. Many people would be dead without him. He will be missed.

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

@GBMC73 @PeteKrykant_OPC oh this is so awful. Thoughts with you George and all Peter's family and friends.

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

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[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dakota Johnson tells Amy Poehler that she had a dream about Matty Healy being a murderer:

“When the people were looking for him — they’re cops maybe, I don’t know — he would turn into a piece of asparagus.”

[Helen Meriel Thomas @IAmHelenThomas]

If Primavera doesn’t sort out its water refill situation immediately, someone is going to die, and there will be lawsuits.

ONE working refill station for the whole festival, and charging €3.50 for bottles on the bar???

So disappointing as it’s otherwise really well produced.