Jess O'Neill

Improvisor, Producer and Destroyer of roast dinners.
Kiwi in the UK. @casinoimprov

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Me, a little grumpily, after finding my yellow cardigan:

"Why didn't you answer when I called out for you?"

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@BeerOClockShow @DeadCraftyBeer What a tremendously embarrassing way to learn a lesson. I hope the new year brings you good beer and self-awareness.

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Kia ora @TaikaWaititi. Bro, I don't see many kiwi in Liverpool so shout out if you want @morporkiwi and I to take you out for a beer. Chur x

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@CasinoImprov @IanHayles @louisethepoet @AlexiWasHere @theoldcourts This was my first time playing with you all!

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@nicolebyer 🤙oh dear.

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To find out more about how you can get involved in the community-led project:

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#VIDEO - Kirkdale Community Centre is hosting a series of FREE workshops to allow community members to contribute to the new murals that are being painted in the flower street properties of Kirkdale.

The programme will see 9 streets transformed.
@CultureLPool @dotart

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@katemccabesays GET IT, KIDDERMINSTER!

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@jacob96butler @AdamPFenton @CasinoImprov @AlexiWasHere @IanHayles

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@robinthede It might just be my family - when you failed to find an object which turned out to be in plain sight, my dad would point to it and say "what's that? A pork chop?"
Now when I've missed something obvious I find myself whispering "oh...Pork Chop".

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@BoostImprov Let's do this!

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@RandiBop @morporkiwi made a great joke a while back that if you spoonerise the names of each of The Beatles, they sound like Sith Lords.

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Character names for the next STAR WARS (with some Jane Austen detours) taken directly from UK road signs we drove by yesterday - a thread

First up: FINDO GASK

(my all-time)

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@louisethepoet @KevinPGilday @theoldcourts Certainly is. Fancy a trip to Wigan?

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@JessRotherham @JanetMadden13 @handonheartart @ElizabethC50 @CreativeSpinSt1 @hannahkgaunt @WigLeDance @Monument_Men @tstarkey1212 @SpinnersMill @IllsleyRebecca perhaps

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Amazing to be at @cocreatechange @battersea_arts been so long! Feels like a real celebration of people & making & change. @DarrenDancer Stuart @Chantalwills @JumpedUp_Kate have taken over the grand hall! so good to hear working class stories & ways of making on stage! Yess! #MRTN

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@northernassist I think you'll understand, having been trying to catch a train since 16:50 (see previous sass thread), that I cannot, in good faith, believe you.

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@northernassist I'm going to go ahead and plonk a screen grab here. We both know that train isn't going to happen.
So I'll ask again. How can I get from Wigan to Liverpool. Do I need to ask about a taxi?

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@northernassist How do I get from Wigan to Liverpool?

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@northernassist Oh don't worry love. You've been good enough to cancel all the trains so I've given up on being able to go home.

I've returned to work. I am working on a Friday night. I hope you're happy.

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@northernassist if you're disappointing enough to cram two trains worth of passengers onto a single train (due to a cancellation) at least TURN THE BLOODY HEATING OFF.

We are plenty warm.