Just noticed the satellite imidge of #HurricaneFlorence looks like the X-ray ov when my new dildo from @Bondara slipped in the wrong hole and my nipper offer snapped shut on it. 💋x
@jet2tweets Ur havin a laugh aintcha ? Me and my ex stayed there last month, I only had chicken nuggets and chips, went thru me like a train. I was up the hospital for two days, nuffink but rusty water coming out. Never again 💋x
@Tesco Aww, thnx Harry.
It’s Ms Kelly Barrett. 99 South St Romford RM1 1NX
The problem is that I put on my list chickin, I ain’t no expert but I fink you swapped it for cock. 💋x