Chromed Up Gargoyle

Have You Complied Today?

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

Genuinely in awe of this bar graph. The Y axis is, as best I can tell, completely meaningless, and if not, intentionally misleading. What looks to indicate population size apparently shows the inverse.
I suspect AI would mistakenly create something more meaningful than this.

[64Personality @x64personality]

Think 16 types cover it all?
You might be far more complex.

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

@Y40IFRQTTING Also filed trademark infringement against Macedonia to make them change their name. Weird country, honestly.

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

He was at the bottom of the elevator

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

Taking the elevator to the first floor to see if the hidden loading screen makes my coworker respawn upstairs

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

Coworker: "How are you?"
Me: "I'm... alive"
Quietly, to herself: "That's not what I wanted..."

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

"A wench does 8500 joules of work in 25 seconds" I don't think you should be talking about your employees like that

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

"Why would I buy a second, nicer basket for cheap when my current basket can hold all my eggs already? The holes aren't *that* big, and there's no way the handle will come off"
-the Coworker's Dilemma

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

@pwupcakie American (PNW), it's not just you

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@NoContextHumans That's actually how he normally looks

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@PlusEVAnalytics @GamblingSheriff @samirkseth You are trying *way* too hard my guy.

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

@catinquotes @CJPuffnStuff @PlusEVAnalytics It's not though. The host not knowing what he was about to open doesn't change the fact that you are presented with new information, nor does it change that if you stay you have a 2/3 chance of losing. If he took your envelope back and shuffled them it'd be a 50/50, but he didn't

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

@CLAUBLESHAHA Surprised how few people are saying NSBM

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@rainstormblue Yeah idk why this math has so many numbers in it, really reaching backwards into the depths of my education on this

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@LePapillonBlu2 ...I thought this was about Chuck Norris

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

@pippercorn The funny thing is that a lot of organized crime groups actually claim this (or at least they they don't touch [certain hard drugs]) and they are lying, every one of them. At best it's a "don't ask, don't tell" type of situation.

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@Kaju_Nut Statistical Mechanics: the Forbidden Field

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

Sitting in a borrowed car watching the sunrise in an unfamiliar city after a twelve hour shift life can be so bleak

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

sitting on the porch eating an ice cream sundae while doing the sunday crossword life can be so beautiful

[Chromed Up Gargoyle @IAmLordGargoyle]

@butleriano Cascadia represent!

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@velvetwounds That *absolutely* tracks

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@ilwgunssl The deep sigh is just so much less dramatic when it doesn't involve actively poisoning yourself, it's sad