katpiss everdeen

non-practicing white person

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@DanAmira Yeah so are both my moms

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It’s time to let the Paw Patrol start solving violent crimes. We need an Adventure Bay/SVU crossover.

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Just referred to a movie as “My Sisters Beekeeper” so I’m just gonna go home for the day

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My mom said Marty Supreme was “the worst” which means it’s officially a hit
#MartySupreme

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@mattxiv “CEO and Chair Erika Kirk” nothing about…. Being his wife ???

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Make zyn 12mg. It’s time.

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The ring camera adds ten pounds

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Aladdin was a Rastafarian

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Someone must’ve poisoned my 13 drinks last night

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@GovPressOffice Ok diva💅🏻

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No use crying over spilled tea

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@operationdanish Have @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo seen this yet?

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@thatonequeen That you used to be as big as a house

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If I’m ever in a coma I’m gonna need someone to rotate out zyns in my mouth

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@Chris_Meloni The call is coming from inside the blouse

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The Statue of Liberty could GET IT

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They tried to make me go to rehab I said…. Yeah maybe

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@hulu @trixiemattel

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Truth time: I do not know what the “bay area” is