Hog Hulkan

I’ll only come to a baptism if my dogs are also invited.

[Hog Hulkan @theRealDillyBar]

With how well my daughter calms down to old deep voiced male singing country songs, you’d think this little bish had daddy issues.

[Hog Hulkan @theRealDillyBar]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: excluding whatever is going on in my tummy

[Hog Hulkan @theRealDillyBar]

You never challenge a Sicilian to a battle of whits. Or a dick measuring contest.

[Hog Hulkan @theRealDillyBar]

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Why are there no airport movie theaters? It’s dog shit I can’t watch Superman from the KC airport

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It’s the day of freedom. Toby Keith DEMANDS you quit your job.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Pussy.

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And on the second day, god said more wrassling. #heisrisenforwrestlemania

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Everytime I burp, I taste spaghetti-o’s.
And everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly.

[Hog Hulkan @theRealDillyBar]

Smoke dirt and don’t remind me of the cross eyed bear. Those are the only two rules.

[Hog Hulkan @theRealDillyBar]

We’re a Charmin household. Show me your asshole.

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I know “if it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s yellow, let it mellow” but what if it’s red? Asking for a friend.

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@elonmusk Why are you such a cunt?

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@Breaking911 God. How tragic. I hope it’s trump and I hope the ambulances crash.

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Yes I have a chip on my shoulder. It’s a ruffle.

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“I’m a changed woman. I’m not a Juggalo anymore.”

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I’m not out here looking for love. I’m out here looking to spread my seed from sea to shining sea.

[Hog Hulkan @theRealDillyBar]

You want me to go out dudin’, in this Uber? Dude.

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The Vatican doesn’t want you to know Jesus Christ invented the kickflip.

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Paula Abdul did 9-11.
#Justice4MCSkatKat