IAmOnlyMe

Burnt out small fish lawyer in a big city second guessing that lifelong decision to go to law school years ago 🫠🙃

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has just called Gianni Infantino and asked FIFA to “just find 4 more goals.”

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Went looking for the 300 foot “slit” or “slits” in the reflecting pool Trump keeps lying about. Didn’t find any of that. But did find plenty of signs the paint on the bottom of the pool has simply disintegrated. My latest pool report.

[eastsidefeed @eastsidefeed]

This NYC Female Locksmith Went Viral on TikTok — and New Yorkers Are Saving Her Number Before They Even Need It https://t.co/qrEj9x1KMl #sponsored

[Daily Kos @dailykos]

For once, something other than tragedy has brought the city together.

https://t.co/5hnTweDEKj

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

He also nearly killed Batman alongside Mr. Freeze and Two-Face.

What a joke we’ve become.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

DREAMS COME TRUE #LGK

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

job’s done ✅

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

But taxing wealth so normal people can afford to see a doctor and not go bankrupt over inhalers is radical left. OK

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Hey, New York Knicks Fans (and all New Yorkers), you won last night.

As he has done for decades, he once again returned to your beautiful city to manufacture chaos, squelch joy, and center himself, and as you have done for decades, you told him where to stick it—and a weary nation thanks you.

You were all of us, last night: pissed off, fed up, and sick to our stomachs of this needy, repugnant, self-obsessed megalomaniac.

You stood as our repulsed proxy, saying to his face what every truly patriotic American dreams of saying.

And yeah, in the books this will go down as an “L” for your team, and that’s gotta sting this morning. Still, I hope you find some comfort in knowing that in the eyes of tens of millions of patriotic Americans throughout this nation who have had it with this self-absorbed professional parasite, you won.

So, from the vast, grateful multitude this morning who were lifted by your truly inspiring performance last night: f*ck Trump, f*ck ICE, God Bless America… and Knicks in 5.

https://t.co/a0ybI8t2bb

[Daily Kos @dailykos]

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[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

After tonight:

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[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

So much support for women and families! #MAGA! #MAHA!

[Daily Kos @dailykos]

Y'all remember the outrage the Barbie movie caused?

https://t.co/qIYPU1zVxk

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

Susie Wiles’ Email Demanding WH Staffers Stop Leaking to Press Is Leaked to Press https://t.co/rcApqRBsDH

[IAmOnlyMe @IAmOnlyMe89]

Can shows like Secret Millionaire not have contestants like Nick going forward. The world is really so sick of entitled white men winning out over people who really should.

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

If Republicans think racial discrimination is over and voting is so fair now, they should join Democrats and pass national anti-gerrymandering legislation.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach.

The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Trump canceled most federal cancer research funding,...

... and now demands taxpayers pay for his $400 million ballroom at the White House.

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

We want health care for our money, not a ballroom.