The Worker Concerned

A common worker trying to survive this late capitalist hellscape.

If you're a billionaire, you owe me one million USD.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

In the unlikely event that you are a billionaire reading this, you owe me one million United States dollars for no reason.

You can pay me directly at the link below:

https://t.co/JEW7QtlQbG

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[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

I might not move this account to another site, because there isn't as easy a way to find billionaires publicly to remind them they owe me a million dollars each.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

Billionaires would rather spend a million dollars sending themselves and three friends to their watery grave in a tin can than do the sensible thing and give it to me. Literally anyone could make better use of that money.

The rich aren't too bright.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@PodAwful @dril That's true, but Musk can also disagree with *my* politics and still pay me a one-time fee of one million dollars for no reason.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@BitcoinPierre @Distopos @GlobalEcoGuy @RiotPlatforms @nytimes It's plainly dishonest to refer to the Bitcoin mining *industry* as a "consumer" akin to individuals.

Bitcoin miners don't care about the environment. Any "interest" they show in developing green energy sources are the actual distraction. Whatever can burn, it fuels the machine.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Why do I get the feeling the Doge icon was added so when you search "Elon" and "Doge" the story of his racketeering lawsuit will be buried?

[Rania Batrice @RaniaBatrice]

Call me radical, but I think we should be regulating banks and railroads rather than drag shows, books and uteruses.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

I wonder how many "billionaires" are going to be unable to pay me a million dollars at this point, regardless of whether they're willing to.

I've said this before, but it's better to pay out while the money's still good. I guarantee I'd put it to better use than crypto.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@saylor @BitcoinSapiens Why is the bridge in the ocean? Is it because Bitcoin has slapdash infrastructure that can't be depended on for support?

Give me one million dollars. In USD, not in any of that worthless crypto garbage.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@elonmusk This website is falling apart faster than its owner's net worth, or reputation. But funny tweet, I guess.

Give me one million dollars. I suspect the money won't be available for such an expense for long, at this rate.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

Twitter is going well, I see.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

This Memphis video of the lynching of Tyre Nichols must be awful. Basically everybody who has seen it is like "Please don't riot when you see this like you probably should." I've never seen a reaction like that.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@FEhrsam This has already been attempted several times over, and it never works out well for anyone but grifters. When a game is designed around earning money rather than having fun, it creates an in-game economy that is invariably ruinous and unstable.

Give me one million dollars.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@cz_binance I'm glad we have a website for such valuable and insightful posts such as this. I'm glad billions are wasted on it.

Give me one million dollars, while the crypto money is still good. In USD, not in the actual crypto, which remains worthless.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

A quick reminder of how much it costs a billionaire to only owe me $600,000
https://t.co/ljqdQiO909

[wint @dril]

ME: please show me the posts in the order that they were made
COMPUTER: thats too hard. heres some tweets i think are good. Do you like this

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature.

Full story: https://t.co/LaEvX9TzxW

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@jk_rowling What's the wizarding equivalent of the term "cultural Marxist" that would describe wizards who sympathize with the goblins wanting out of second class citizenship?

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Where is this BS about an emerald mine coming from?

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@MattWallace888 I would say it's *because* of all Elon Musk has done that one would disrespect him.

In this case, I would suggest a combination of Musk suggesting giving Putin every concession he demands, and imperiling a major global media outlet in the middle of a war, might have done it.

[The Worker Concerned @IAmOwedOneMil]

@elonmusk I thought Twitter had a huge bot problem? Is that only an issue when it's an outcome the owner doesn't like?

Give me one million dollars. At the rate this site and Tesla are going, that money might not be available for long. Better get going on that.