Cole

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

CHIEFS ELIMINATED WITH THREE WHOLE GAMES TO GO

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

I don't know anything about this sport but I know Cam Skattebo would be the Michael Jordan of it

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A new Australian sport has one rule: run straight into another human at max velocity

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

@acdmma_ Vitor Belfort

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

@sentdefender The ice bar over on the LINQ Promenade is a great stop.

Barry's Downtown Prime was the best meal I had in Vegas. The smoked cocktails are a great show.

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

@FlynonymousWX Is there a proverbial "line in the sand" for how intense a hurricane can be before it exceeds an aircraft's ability to fly through it? Or are current aircraft capable of handling any currently possible storms?

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

@Aye_YoD @PatMcAfeeShow @DerekMurphy32 Ayooooo what an honor 💪

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

The NBA had a guy change his name to Metta World Peace and another guy that hangs out with Kim Jong Un and @paulpierce34 still managed to become the dumbest player in league history

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"If we were the same age, I don't believe LeBron would have had 4 championships. LeBron wouldn't have got those 2 in Miami. If we're the same age, I can offset him.”

- Paul Pierce on LeBron

(🎥 @ClubShayShay )

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Should've set it for 2 o'clock in the FUCKIN morning 😂

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

Granny: “ Alexa set an alarm clock for …””

Alexa: “ …horse **🐓 weights over 11 pounds “”

Granny : “” WTF “ 😳🤪😅😂🙊

💀☠️🪦🤣🤣

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Do your part to prevent the spread of Dagestan-19

[The People's MMA 🦈 @ThePeoplesMMA]

Always wash your hands

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Thought he was the dude who found Thanksgiving Grandma

[SSB @bakerinCA]

Jalen Carter is the spitting image of Stacey Abrams

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

@NFL_DovKleiman @espn ruins everything it touches these days. Will be canceling that and ESPN+

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

@WilsonVollyball @bullyb170

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Stephen A. Snitch

[Earl Portier 🏁🐍 @Kontra402]

Stephen A really the cops lmao

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Still seems surreal I got to witness a Hall of Fame fight at my first @UFC event. Definitely a memory that will last a lifetime.

Very much deserved, Congrats @stylebender & @KelvinGastelum 🏆

[Red Corner MMA @RedCorner_MMA]

From a 5-round war to a Hall of Fame handshake 🤝
Adesanya and Gastelum share a friendly faceoff years after their legendary battle 👏

(via: @ufc )

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Damn Merab really beat the Suga out of Sean lmao

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

"I saw Cody Garbrandt saying I looked like shit against Merab... That dude looked sharp in his fight. That's all I'll say.

It was annoying when I saw his hair was braided and he's got those face tattoos. I was like, oh, that's how people see me. It was just so embarrassing.

I need to fucking get a new look. That was embarrassing. I was like, holy shit. That was an eye opener."

Sean O'Malley on Cody Garbrandt's comments last week.

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

@marcraimondi @KirkusReviews The good news is you only have to drop one letter when you write your next book about @ChaelSonnen

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Found out one of my oldest gaming friends recently reached the other side.

We had too many good times to count, but I'm glad I can watch our montages and reminisce about them.

As they say,

Spartans never die, they're just missing in action.

Rest easy, Kelby. @OnlineDaterr

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

#FreeCain

[Amy Larson @AmyLarson25]

BREAKING: UFC champ Cain Velasquez was sentenced to 5 years in prison, with 1,283 days credit for time served. The judge was choked up and had tears in his eyes. He said keeping a son from his father was the worst punishment, and he gave Cain the lightest possible sentence.

[Cole @IBAKSMAK]

Bro saw his Hall of Fame highlight package and said:

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

🚨 Robbie Lawler has submitted a drug test this week under UFC anti-doping 👀👀

(h/t @AndyHickeyMMA)