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@Alsboringtweets Christmas Must Be Tonight - The Band

[njdotcom @njdotcom]

Vintage Vinyl, N.J.’s premiere record store, closing after 42 years https://t.co/K5ZaFKBrPu

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@_tjodonnell @Alsboringtweets I would be happy with a 95/5 split.

[karma @karma44921039]

Watch this

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@Alsboringtweets True story

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@Bud58475037 @DanielStrauss4 @maggieNYT Like your awful hair

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: President Trump gives thumbs up before boarding Marine One to go to Walter Reed Medical Center.

h/t: @saulloeb

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Mother’s Day gifts 2020

[Old Wrestling Pics @OldWrestlingPic]

RIP to Howard Finkel, the 🐐 of wrestling ring announcers & a central figure for many of us who first started watching WWF during its heyday. Fink is immortalized by an amazing body of work, his enthusiastic intros & famous baritone of two words in particular ... and newwwwwwww!

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

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@BlueShirtAndy Ha! If I am making my wife sit through Barnaby Jones reruns. I guess I could sit through a crappy Hallmark movie.

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For me, the Impractical Jokers and MeTv have helped provide a distraction from the news.

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Horror movie idea: A group of teenagers but with coronavirus.

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@Alsboringtweets Put that stuff in a Corona with a lime... that could be the cure we need!

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@Alsboringtweets I feel like that might actually work with the virus to make it stronger.

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@ColorMeImprssed @Alsboringtweets You want to hear a grown man cry?

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People with OCD be like “told you so”

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This cracked me up.

[Power Tie @realPowerTie]

Setup and punch. A classic comedy formula that works every time.

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@Alsboringtweets I bet every single joke was about something Reagan did right?

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When’s the last time you had Gatorade? Seems like something you drink when you’re in your 20s.