I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account)

Thoughts & commentary by Melania, Slovenian super model, FLOTUS #45, wife #3 of individual-1, BeBest anti-bullying advocate/pamphlet borrower, Parody

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

Me ne frego — I really don’t care — BeBest
Be fierce! Be fascist! Be a bigger bully! https://t.co/GKnO6i8rn9

[Melania Trump 45 Archived @FLOTUS45]

“It is easier to say nothing than to say words of kindness. It is easier to judge quickly than taking time to understand.” Thank you again to @SADDnation for allowing me to help kick off your inspiring conference! #BeBest #SADD2018

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

@krassenstein Ooof! Terrible pillow from this terrible man.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

@kangaroos991 Help me not have him run for president please.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

@GOP I thinks my husband he take more.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Ooof! Junior is not humanitarian boy. He very selfish boy.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

@nathaliejacoby1 Ooof! I would reject him and I’m married to him!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

DeSantis isn’t a great guy. But introducing permit-less carry right before the 5 year anniversary of one of the largest school shootings in American history in Parkland is a new low.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Oh. Well. There's THAT.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

I beg the Musk not to reput Donald on the Twitter, but he run Russian type contest and Donald win this. Now Donald on the Twitter all time. At least he busy.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

Ooof! This Abbott man is so crazy, no? Putin promises he will never invade Texas.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I invoked the Invasion Clauses of the U.S. & Texas Constitutions to fully authorize Texas to take unprecedented measures to defend our state against an invasion.

I'm using that constitutional authority, & other authorization & Executive Orders to keep our state & country safe:

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

@phillip_USA_ @mmpadellan Ooof! This true. Donald do this. And throw ketchup.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

@Laurieluvsmolly @phillip_USA_ @Liz_Cheney Ooof! This not good. Donald throw the ketchup more!

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

If Donald win in 24, we get Trump Tower Moscow! Putin promise!

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Striking that Putin couldn't contain himself and wait until the G20 was over before launching his terrorist against the civilians in Kyiv. I hope we will hear responses from Xi, Modi, and other G20 leaders who rhetorically keep saying they support international rules & order.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

Ooof! Donald make the BIG announcement today! I not so happy but he promise me new Kelly bag if I stand near to him. I smile for Kelly bag. Super models know how do this. We professional. #Trump2024

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

Ooof! Donald say those boxes in our moldy and smell bad basement and those papers in safe are our "Insurance." What he mean this?

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is ROCKED by bombshell news as it's revealed that the Justice Department is investigating his personal actions as part of their criminal probe into the efforts to overturn the 2020 election — meaning he could end up in jail. RT TO DEMAND AN INDICTMENT!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s 2024 chances tumble as a new poll of registered voters from The New York Times finds that President Biden would STILL beat Trump in a head-to-head match-up, by a margin of 44% to 40%. RT IF YOU SUPPORT PRESIDENT BIDEN OVER TRUMP!

[Joyce MacKenzie Oler @joyce_oler]

So…let me get this straight…Hillary’s recipe emails were “lock her up” criminal …but…Secret Service missing texts during an violent insurrection…no big deal??

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Yesterday, the House voted to remove Nazis, fascists, and white supremacists from America's military.

Not a single Republican voted yes.

[I Melania (The Fun Fake Not Real Parody Account) @IBeMelania]

Why all these ANTIFA peoples so mean to my husband Donald Trump? What wrong with being strongman when you are a strong man? Putin do this why not Donald Trump? All the Donald Trump flags on the Jan 6 March to Victory show how much he love by his little peoples.

[Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @JudiciaryDems]

BREAKING NEWS: By a vote of 53-47, the Senate has moved to discharge #SCOTUS nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson from the Senate Judiciary Committee, placing her on the executive calendar and teeing up a vote for her confirmation later this week.