Jo Zuko

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[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Saw someone with "my warm up is your work out" shirt. Well, my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning so fuck you.

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

Inspiration can be found in some of the most unexpected places.

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@lee_kayyyy_ Your profile pic is beautiful and artistic. Did you take that picture yourself??

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@tinabinabina21 Hi, Tina. How are you?

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Chicago cops get outed: Hundreds of police tapes released from open use-of-force investigations.
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[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

Summer closing in DRINK-PARTY--REPEAT.

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@NickSwardson **Attention all comics** Pass your scepter and crown. Nick Swardson is coming your way!!

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[↞TYLOR ASTIN↠ @tylorasstini]

Red hot chili peppers are my favorite

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@tylorasstini Music to my ears.

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

If you take advice from a idiot, more than likely you will become an idiot and an a-hole down the road.

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@NickSwardson So did I! My boss with a propeller on his back and a stick in his ass as a tail rotor.

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@amyschumer @esquire It's like walking through the door of the secret garden and finding rotting tuna/carp protected by overgrown shrubs.

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@NickSwardson Not even the leaves are safe in this epidemic of sexual addiction. Thanks for nothing Dr. Drew.

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@NickSwardson How would she like it if I licked her donut and told her I hated her?? Okay let's use another example..

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@amyschumer How would Ariana G like it if I licked her donut and told her I hated her? Okay let's use another example..

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

If you find a friend or a family member on the phone breaking up via text. You have the authority to break the phone over their head.

[Jo Zuko @ICGOUM9495]

@urmindblown @tylorasstini The least the son could have done for his Dad was bought him a hair cut and clean clothes.

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