Ian Cockerline

2006-2010 Olympic athlete. Got a haircut, got a real job and now a dad-bod.

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@aaronhoyland Ah the Alberta advantage! Show your kids how much you love them by quitting your job. You won't have heat, or be able to afford healthy food, but you'll have all the time in the world to teach them about it....🤦‍♂️

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@MondoAlberta I sat and watched Daniel Smith speak at my workplace. She used exactly this ozone hole issue as an example of how science can overcome climate issues. She neglected to mention how the governments of the time strictly banned CFC's, or how the scientists were right of course 🤷‍♂️

[Inequality Media @InequalityMedia]

Measures of economic health like job growth, the stock market, and GDP don’t reflect the everyday, kitchen-table economics that affect our lives the most.

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@PierrePoilievre So I guess that our provincial cons removing the price caps wasn't to blame after all.

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@JasonPYYC I loved her portrayal of Leia, but her real life bad assed-ness is truly legendary.

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@Kam_Bach You know what, this teen who can't seem to master basic grammar has clearly figured it all out. Let's ignore science in favour of "free thinking". Checks all my boxes.

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@WesternStd Don't give her any new ideas pitchbot!

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@reportrix Well, the good news is that she'll very soon find out how wrong she is.

[L.C.E. @Karate_Demon22]

Hey @scotiabank @CanadianTire @ImperialOil #ESSO @TELUS @TimHortons It's great that you've pulled funding on Hockey Canada. I've got an idea. Maybe divert that saved money to @LugeCanada so they can get a new track in #Calgary? A much more worthy cause😁✌️ https://t.co/VvWHooO8kx

[Tony Charron @manaboutcowtown]

@jkenney Now do electricity rates, insurance for vehicles and homes, school fees and municipal taxes. All things without rebates that your Government’s decisions raised for me as an Albertan in your party-shortened term as Premier.

[Jason YYC @Jason___YYC]

Wait a fucking minute… he wants to decentralize now!?!?!?!?!?

Does he think we’re all stupid and he didn’t spend 3 years as Kenney’s right hand man??

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@mikesbloggity If you get a membership before Aug 12th you could vote for Notsmith 🤷‍♂️

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@CanadianinAB I was thinking the same thing. Why can't conservatives as come up with someone electable for us. 🤦‍♂️

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@thefreeguy_d @FairmontSprings And if a business that espouses inclusiveness doesn't want to be associated with another business which clearly objects to it, then that is also their right. Fair.

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

Weird how all the anti-vax crowd isn't more upset about Roe vs. Wade. Guess "my body my choice" doesn't equal "HER body HER choice" 🤷‍♂️

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@elonmusk Yeah! That way the critics can be effectively targeted and eliminated. Democracy was fun I guess 🤷‍♂️. Have fun criticising anyone with enough followers to mobilize them against you like Trump does once the gate keeper is a guy who will casually accuses a stranger of pedophilia.

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@JamesSACorey I have one episode left of The Expanse and I can hardly muster the will to watch it because then it will be done after 😭

[Naheed Nenshi @nenshi]

Does she actually know how impossible this sounds? A brand new curriculum that NO ONE HAS SEEN will be released in April to be implemented in all elementary schools in September? Teachers are amazing but they're not superhuman. #AbLeg

[Ian Cockerline @ICockerline]

@Captaincoby00 Don't forget, private healthcare means your employer will literally have your life in their hands if you get sick. Don't do or say anything to risk those benefits pal! Throw in some discrimination while hiring and you get a super fun mix. They'll sell it as some kind of "freedom"