STARK, HOWARD

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗥𝘂𝗯𝗶𝗸’𝘀 𝗰𝘂𝗯𝗲. 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁. || mv/ms || 18+

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@SUITEDSYBARITE //no he dumped me it's fine

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//I have SUCH a crush on this guy in my office but he has a girlfriend but he spends hours hanging around my desk wanting to talk and it's so confusing and frustrating

it is very Jim and Pam

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"Hey kid." He tugged him in closer. "See that door there?" He pointed to one of the many doors in the mansion.

"Go ahead and open it."

Inside was a full, teen friendly, high tech science lab.

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"Loki my love."

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@IceColdLiar "Don't you fuckin' dare." His voice was low and husky. "I'll never speak to you again if you do."

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Cuddles up @IceColdLiar and kisses his head.

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@IceColdLiar "Mhm," he hummed. "You're turning me into a narcoleptic, baby boy."

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@MoreThanHisPA "Mhm, I'm just--" He wheezed. "Damn."

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@IceColdLiar "I slept very well," he agreed, running his fingers slowly through his hair. "I always sleep well with an attractive man in my arms."

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"Where the hell is my grandkid? I got something for him."

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//this guys I think is cute that I haven't seen in ages just greeted me with, "what's up, chicky?" and I don't know what's going on anymore

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@MoreThanHisPA He groaned.

"Yeah baby?"

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@IceColdLiar "Yeah, you're worth /trillions/, but unfortunately, I only have billions.'

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@IceColdLiar He gently tugged at his hair before beginning to braid it slowly.

"Yeah, because I would pay billions for you. They wouldn't pass that up."

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@IceColdLiar He pet his hair lazily, closing his eyes again.

"What if someone kidnapped you from me?"

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@IceColdLiar "Wonderful," he agreed. "And I get to wake up with a handsome man in my bed. I could get used to this."

He liked Loki this way, all soft and pliant.

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@IceColdLiar He closed his eyes, purring contentedly.

"How'd you sleep?"

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"Don't you think we look alike?"

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Alexa play Fuck You