🇳🇿 Igotta Numbum 🇳🇿

Uh, everything's perfectly all right now.
We're fine.
We're all fine here now, thank you.
How are you?

Ngāpuhi(ish).

Data dude.

Lobs grenades & cynical AF

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@Itinerantguy So that's how our roads get white lines.

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@TaxpayersUnion It'd be a relief if Labour never gained the levers of power again.

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@BoredElonMusk Tree Fiddy

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@TPChristensen @JOBhakdi Dude, read the post again.... very carefully this time.

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@aniobrien

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@jacktame JFC, this guy is absolutely clueless.

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@ScrumESPN Until he breaks a fingernail, then he's out for 2 seasons.

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@kaiviti_cam He tries so hard to look impartial, but he's just another lefty hack.

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@theplatform_nz "The old team back together"

Code for I'm employ Hipkins when he gets the arse card later this year.

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@PronouncedHare

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Was going to join the Green party until they found out she wore deoderant on weekends.
#nzpol

[Earl Fargoff @EarlFargofbu2a]

A new Labour Party list candidate. At 26 Sophie has no real life experience, no mortgage, no business experience, no management experience, from a privileged background but believes we all need to stop travelling because of climate warming - except her. She jets off for holidays.

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@ESPNF1 Why is he wearing Kim K's outfit?

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@AntonioSabatoJr Couldn't find his racing kit, so borrowed something from the missus.

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When you can't find your racing kit, so borrow something from the missus.

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Formula 1 @F1]

Arriving in style ✨

#F1 #MonacoGP

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@shwood Correct.

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Let's be clear here.... Australia doesn't give a fuck about New Zealand and shafts us at every opportunity.

#nzpol

[William McGimpsey🇳🇿 @TheZeitgeistNZ]

WATCH: Prime Ministers Luxon and Albanese speak to media following their annual trans-Tasman leaders meeting.

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Bloody Greens and Labour wailed like they'd had their lollipops taken off them when National raised speed limits, and here's a stupid Green bint doing 120km/h.

#nzpol

[Keegan Langeveld 🇳🇿 @KeeganLangeveld]

Hmmm @MaramaDavidson going 121 in a (likely) 110 zone on what appears to be Transmission Gully... Posted on Huhana Lynden's Instagram story.

I recall the media raking a Minister over the coals recently for speeding, I wonder if Marama will get the same treatment?

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@Coltheman1 @SonofOmahu Was it butter?

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@aniobrien The analysis is just crap and hardly "nerdy shit". What's missing is proper context.

What's more effective?

"Get a job", or
"We should be encouraging people of all walks of life to participate in vocational activities"

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

So, twenty wickets fell at Lord's in less than a day of full play. It is like batting in Iceland on one of our lava-bedded wickets, just minus the twenty hospital trips too.