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During sex you burn as many calories as you would running for 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

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So Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer and it's 'Art/Music' but when I do it, I'm 'wasted' and have to leave B&Q.

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How to play happy birthday on your phone.
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Unbelievable forced perspective pics. I can't believe these aren't photoshopped! http://t.co/4Yzy8vXmnL

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Running low on battery? Put your phone on Airplane mode & it'll charge much faster!

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Suspect someone’s giving you the wrong phone number? Read it back to them incorrectly -- If they correct you, it’s the real number.

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Sometimes Taxi drivers will ask you if you're from "the area?" Always say yes as some drivers tend to take longer routes to charge more.

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Avoiding cleaning? Try it for just four minutes—that's all it takes to become motivated enough to finish the task!

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Getting a call from a telemarketer? Don't say anything, just press "9" on your phone, it'll add your # to the don't-call list.

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12 of the weirdest and most useless laws in America! #1 is insane! http://t.co/SB3DNpvLRx

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Wrinkly shirt? Throw it in the dryer with a few ice cubes for 5 minutes. Wrinkles gone!

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Buy a Yelp shirt and wear it to restaurants—you'll get the best service.

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Running low on battery? Put your phone on Airplane mode & it'll charge much faster!

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Do you know what the most expensive homes in the world are? http://t.co/evIPwzMgjT

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Brain freeze? Lick the top of your mouth (heating it up) and it'll stop the pain.

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Have a stomach ache? Lay on your left side and rub your stomach in clockwise circles. It'll help!

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Lick your wrist and smell it. This is what your breath smells like to others.

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Dont' spend money on things... spend money on experiences. You'll enjoy life a lot more!

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If you have a tough decision:
Flip a coin -- Not to decide for you, but you'll realize what you really want when it's in the air.

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Learn how to kiss well. Great kissing tips http://t.co/a3WVMXnrLH