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I’m going to place a long shot Super Bowl bet that the surprise Halftime performers will be Drake. #Drake #HalfTimeShow #Super BowlLIX

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I think the fact that neither candidate has taken a stance on No Nut November shows how out of touch they are with the real struggles of the American people. #electionday2024 #NoNutNovember 🚫🥜📅

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Everyone asks if the curtains match the carpet but nobody asks if the nips match the lips. #TheMoreYouKnow

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When the judge reads the charges against P Diddy. #pdiddy #puffy #SeanCombs

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OJ is driving that white Bronco through the pearly gates in his Isotoners!! RIP

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The sun is about to get GAPED the FUCK OUT!! #Eclipse2024 #watertownNY

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#bros

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I should call him. #Super Bowl58

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Merry Christmas!! Shout out to the uncut kings out there. Stay warm in your turtleneck.

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TJ Maxx does have the perfect gift for anyone that completed No Nut November!! 🚫🥜 #NNN #TJMaxx

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Target is currently carrying Bob’s Burgers “Wine Shoe” from Season 6 Episode 14. #BobsBurgers #wineshoe

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I feel like Fabio would be killing it on OnlyFans these days if he signed up. #onlyfans @fabio

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#drakememe

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I’m sure the OnlyFans preformers are going to be the next to join the #SAGAFTRAstrike demanding compensation for anything involving unique kinks.

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Im pretty sure the L in the LGBTQ+ stands for Leto. #JaredLeto

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Burrata cheese is like fresh mozzarella that shoots a load in your mouth without a heads up. #burrata

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Trying to calculate the distance and arch of a cum shot by dividing time edged over protein consumption.

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This Father’s Day instead of giving Dad another paisley tie he’ll never wear give him something he really wants…head. #FathersDay

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I’m sorry to announce that my Off Off Off Broadway show Bed Bath and Beyond the Musical will also be closing. Coming soon Walmart vs Target the Musical!

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Shout out to the Allies at Burlington Coat Factory for putting out this Pride Merch in the clearance section!!
#BudLight