That's that. David Crowley wins Wisconsin's Democratic gubernatorial primary over Francesca Hong, whose campaign has suffered perhaps the most spectacular late implosion in recent memory.
Go to sleep.
My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.