Ethan

•Ethan Stites•

I'm the best at wurst. Illini Fan.

UIUC ACES Alum '15

~Resident Sausage Expert~

[Ethan @ILMeatGuy]

@217Showers Fighting the good fight:

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@illinibloc @ILLBoardRoom I clearly balkan't spell very well. 😭

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@ILLBoardRoom *United States

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@dreszel54 @RobbyNardini Gay? Yes. They've been calling me gay for 20 years at least.

Try another insult.

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@AdamJax814 @Boomer64gw @IlliniMBB 78-69
Final four

Just enjoy your banner and your "40+ year" football sellout streak.

Your only relevant program right now is volleyball.

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@illinibloc @ILLBoardRoom Baltic, Balkin... Sounds pretty similar to me.

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@WhityRemarks @217Showers I do lite tomatoes, but goated order.

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@217Showers I thought it was shrimp tacos and buffalo quesadilla.

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@KmaFr_ @gothamhiphop Wait, why the heck is there tax involved.....

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@BrockLanders217 @217Showers Guy was 18-1 when he did.

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@washenfeldt @FanboyCarp Wait, is that the origin. Not bridesmaid, but bride's maid? Huh.

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@AdamJax814 @IlliniMBB Sorry that nobody cares about Nebraska.

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@EdIllini @BBarn64 @deonthomas25 @wdws1400 @IlliniHQ @Learfield Much better than the pressbox!

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@217Showers Sounds like you've been hanging out with @BobZuppke and his lucky beer and cigarettes.

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@dreszel54 @RobbyNardini Does your mom know you're this stupid?

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@KShermanSports Malcom Hill. I'm not sure what kind of role he'd play on this team, but damnit he deserved to be on a team like this one.

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@Micky_Horstman I went to parkland, never had to live in the dorms. IDK what to tell you.

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@IlliniNation_ @TheKingfisher18 Needed to include where he has the plastic firefighter helmet and said he wants to be a firefighter.

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@fulknA Hey, Isaia is going to be able to tell his grandkids about how he was featured in One Shining Moment during the 2026 NCAA Tournament. 😂