GOD (Parody)

I saw, I created, and then y’all went and screwed it all up. Like Really

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@IntelligntSteak This is an absolutely lie. I never

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@RealMattCouch There’s 2 the one over Monatana is now over knead and there’s another one over Latin America

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@Aubrey___K Thank goodness for flow destructors in faucets. How many gallons did u hit for the month

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@DallasZoo The problem is as soon as anybody sees it, it becomes a spotted leopard.

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

When the Dallas Zoo loses its snow leopard

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

Because a tv is literally a F#*king necessity

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@clownworld Sorry sometimes prototypes don’t turn out as planned

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@zacurate Do you like my trees?

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@JayHottinger @OhioStatehouse Gonna need a bigger bucket

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@ParikPatelCFA EXCUSE ME…I created Pandas as a gag, China just uses them for propaganda

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@US_Stormwatch Just wait until you see what I do next

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@RepMTG @Twitter @Oilfield_Rando You should be ashamed of yourself Majorie. You are turning into the laughing stick of everything. Satan called the other day and asked if there’s anything he could do to keep you out bc he didn’t want the place going down hill. I just laughed and hung up on him

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@MrBeast He should be the new ceo of twitter. So says me.

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@PelosiTracker_ She should give everyone in the world $1 million dollars to counter her deception.

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@strummaster42 Even I’m confused

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@privatebankass I created everything. And Zeus is a made god.

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@privatebankass You’re only as old as you feel, and in a relative sense I’m pretty young. Want to make a bet that I’m going to outlive your punk ass. …Now let me see where did I put those damn lightening bolts

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@privatebankass Hey there. There are never too many post about me. NEVER this one is a bit edgy. LOL

[GOD (Parody) @IMACTUALLYGOD1]

@BernardLomaxVII @max_gagliardi From your lips to my ears

[B Lo @BernardLomaxVII]

@max_gagliardi Especially the E&P's down in Trinidad and Tobago.