@ROTTINGREGARDS https://t.co/adzqUpOrNT
omg,,, if you end up bringing her back at some point lmk, i have had Ideas for a ~20 y/o cricket & i think it would be funny to throw them in a room together. as an experiment >:o)
Samus fuckin —
I cannot believe you typed that out, read it back to yourself & thought, ‘ yeah, this is good ’.
If you’re gonna go with a conventionally attractive blonde, pick 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘦 or something. At least she’s interesting .ᐟ
@yeIIowone https://t.co/adzqUpOrNT
i’m fucking howling, this is genuinely “unstoppable force vs immovable object” in terms of what they find attractive. both of them are flabbergasted right now
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ “Who says I shouldn’t .ᐣ I haven’t heard anyone tell me, specifically, that I can’t be in here. No anti-Cricket signs on the doors. . . or windows .ᐟ”
Smug little bastard, grinning like she just won the lottery.
Huh - .ᐣ
Oh .ᐟ
Cricket nearly passes by the innkeeper entirely, absorbed in a little wooden puzzle box she’d swiped from a thrift store, & has to spin on her heel to properly face him. She snags the flyer before slipping it into her jacket pocket.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ “How much .ᐣ”
Well, that’s — unusual .ᐣ Cricket isn’t 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 caught up on why this might have upset him ( or, well, at all ) but she is socially aware enough at least to back down.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ “Yeah, birthdays are kinda shit. Need some help with that .ᐣ”
( * michael’s scowling, and strangely enough, it isn’t because of the discomforting feeling of a blood-slick wire sliding from out of his stomach; but rather due to cricket’s offhanded comment. )
thanks, but no thanks … i don’t like clowns. or birthdays.
Blink, blink —
Did he just. . . .ᐣ Cricket glances over, & yup, the pirate fox is definitely the one speaking.
Whatever, stranger things have happened.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀“Nah, I dye it. I’ve had it a bunch of different colors. It was orange before this, and blue & purple before that.”