𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

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[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

I entirely disagree…

[ frowning ]

are you projecting your thoughts about me onto the head popper? is that what this is?

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

you know what? you’re probably right. i mean, they’d be able to see i’m not as terrible as the rest of the higher-ups! i’m a great guy!

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

They’re waiting for an opportune time… to make a spectacle out of it

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

Do you know how much pressure I’m under as vice chairman? so many people want to take me down… i’m a number one candidate for the head popper!

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

I— well no, but I’m talking about my feelings

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ narrowing his eyes at her ]

don’t joke about that— that recent incident scared me

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

malewife? no, failwife.

[୭̥⋆*｡ 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦. @FOUREYEDANALYST]

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[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

Be serious

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

consider yourself lucky that he’s so forgiving…

[ he can’t help but give a genuine grin— something he doesn’t often do. corporate jobs often drain you of any joy you have. not only that, but being genuine isn’t really his thing ]

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

a look of relief washes over her,
hand wiping at her forehead and
giving a ‘ phew ’

“ oh, well, thank god !
I couldn’t live with myself otherwise. ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

@CarnifexPravum I’m gonna start spiraling why in god’s name do I have to bear witness to this abomination

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ giving a satisfied nod— he was doing his best to stay serious about this]

he is named! fuckass it is.

[ He raises the little yellow plush to his ear and starts nodding and looking like he is listening very intently ]

uh-huh… yep… okay… he says he forgives you

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

her teeth sunk into her bottom lip,
her giggling coming to a stifled stop,
trying her best ti look serious as
she bent over slightly, making eye
contact with the plush.

“ I apologize, fuckass,
bullying of any kind is
unacceptable. ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ he’s grinning now… trying not to, though ]

what? what’s so funny about his name? I’m honestly appalled you’d make fun of him like that.

[ Warren joked— god, he was growing more and more attached to this thing by the second ]

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

she erupted into a giggle,
hand covering her mouth
suddenly.

“ I’m sorry— ”

no, no, she’s giggling again.

“ I didn’t expect that— ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

what do you think I should name him?

[ not even noticing the slip-up ]

is fuckass a good name? or bongwater, maybe?

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

“ you’re we— ”

a clearing of her throat,

“ I’ll be sure to.. I’m glad you like it.
whoever brought it. ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

i have a strange need to instigate something

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

@faceofvought oh my god we can rebrand you as homolander

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ he stares at it for a moment— sighing ]

well if anyone says anything… tell them I said thanks.

[ cradling it in one arm, his expression quite the opposite of the plush ]

I think it’s starting to grow on me.

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

a pause,
she can’t decide if he’s… angry..

“ uh— no ? I’ve never seen
It before— ”

a lie. she saw it, it made her laugh,
so she left it as a little thanks for
the pep talk.

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

@faceofvought reflecting or projecting 🧐

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

@faceofvought what prompted this

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

was this you?

[ gripping the little plushie with one hand and showing her ]

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

gives a nervous chuckle—

“ everything okay ? ”