❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚.

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･. 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃.

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

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𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙟𝙖𝙣𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙮. ;
𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩’𝙨 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣.

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[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

“ well, you’re… homelander. ”

she chuckled, rocking a bit
on her feet.

“ and you’re.. covered in blood.
It’s a lot— ”

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

“ uh.. well.. that depends ? ”

the assistant seems..
a bit distracted by the blood.

“ I was just.. offering. ”

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

that’s good—

“ can I get you… anything ? ”

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

she’s never been in a relationship,
so all this… flirting is uh.

zoom.

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

a look of relief washes over her,
hand wiping at her forehead and
giving a ‘ phew ’

“ oh, well, thank god !
I couldn’t live with myself otherwise. ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ giving a satisfied nod— he was doing his best to stay serious about this]

he is named! fuckass it is.

[ He raises the little yellow plush to his ear and starts nodding and looking like he is listening very intently ]

uh-huh… yep… okay… he says he forgives you

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

her teeth sunk into her bottom lip,
her giggling coming to a stifled stop,
trying her best ti look serious as
she bent over slightly, making eye
contact with the plush.

“ I apologize, fuckass,
bullying of any kind is
unacceptable. ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ he’s grinning now… trying not to, though ]

what? what’s so funny about his name? I’m honestly appalled you’d make fun of him like that.

[ Warren joked— god, he was growing more and more attached to this thing by the second ]

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

she erupted into a giggle,
hand covering her mouth
suddenly.

“ I’m sorry— ”

no, no, she’s giggling again.

“ I didn’t expect that— ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

what do you think I should name him?

[ not even noticing the slip-up ]

is fuckass a good name? or bongwater, maybe?

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

“ you’re we— ”

a clearing of her throat,

“ I’ll be sure to.. I’m glad you like it.
whoever brought it. ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ he stares at it for a moment— sighing ]

well if anyone says anything… tell them I said thanks.

[ cradling it in one arm, his expression quite the opposite of the plush ]

I think it’s starting to grow on me.

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

silently offering him a
wet rag—

she kinda.. doesn’t want to know—

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

a little chuckle is heard,
head turning a moment.

“ well, I’m no goddess,
but, happy to help. ”

[〟𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑦 .ᐟ @SPllCEBOY]

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𝐎͟𝐇. you are a goddess
is exactly what I wanted.

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[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

holds out a box of donuts
to the reader, eyes bright,
along with her smile.

“ morning— want one ? ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

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𝙃𝙀’𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀!
#TheBoysRP | #MVRP | #HorrorRP
written by #.MONTY

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[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

a pause,
she can’t decide if he’s… angry..

“ uh— no ? I’ve never seen
It before— ”

a lie. she saw it, it made her laugh,
so she left it as a little thanks for
the pep talk.

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

was this you?

[ gripping the little plushie with one hand and showing her ]

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

gives a nervous chuckle—

“ everything okay ? ”

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

[ if it was he might keep it… but nonetheless, squinting at her suspiciously. ]

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

definitely wasn’t her.

[𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 ֯ ⁎ ،̲،̲ @IMPERATIVEPHONY]

Who left this thing on my desk I need to throw it against a wall

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

“ no ! no, I’m definitely not
busy— well, actually, I work for
you so that probably wasn’t good
to say— I’m totally super busy.. ”

a clearing of her throat,

“ but you’re my boss, so,
my schedule is kinda..
yours to decide. ”

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

“ oh. ”

she gives a little chuckle,
brows furrowed as if waiting
for the punchline.

“ wait, you’re serious ? ”

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

a bright smile illuminates her
face, as always. a nod given,

“ thank you. can I get you anything
else ? ”

[❁ 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒚. @wouldvecxuldve]

well, she’s bringing him a drink, but..
that’s kinda her job, so..

“ here you go. ”