iain

Cybersecurity (Vulnerability Analysis | Research | RE). Hardware fiddler.

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[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Ngl I appreciate the strategy of hallucinating back at the AI interviewer

[iain @ipb]

Car insurance renewal is so utterly fucking tedious. Well, nothing's changed so we thought we'd increase your price by 30%.

[iain @ipb]

@SP_EnergyPeople Done.

[iain @ipb]

@ScottishPower 'meter reader' called (not a customer). Knocked loudly shouting hello. No intro or id when i opened the door, asked if I was the bill payer and said he needed come in to read my meter because people on the road are 'complaining about gas prices'.

[iain @ipb]

@ScottishPower Would you like this via DM here?

[iain @ipb]

My first attempt at PM

[iain @ipb]

@nicdoye I'm a fan in principle but I'm not going to change any habits for 12p. I have no real issues with smart meters.

[iain @ipb]

Use less power for an hour and we'll give you 12 pence! Woohoo. Sign me up.

[iain @ipb]

@nicdoye @rdzien I remember it going completely dark and cold and all the seagulls going crazy. Apparently it was cloudy but don't really remember that.

[iain @ipb]

@rdzien @nicdoye I did get glasses, was nice to watch, not as good as '99 though

[iain @ipb]

@nicdoye @rdzien Oh yeah. I remember him. Married Rachel.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Bin Day cometh.

[iain @ipb]

I'm in the car wash line. I don't want to know why this van is dirty

[svengali @_imey]

It doesn't matter what people think. What matters is what you can verify.

[iain @ipb]

It's 37 degrees so I'm on way to stand in a big hot open field for 5 hours for a gig.

[iain @ipb]

@rdzien There's the walkers world cup crisps too - japanese teryaki are decent (taste like soy), masala chicken are meh

[iain @ipb]

@rdzien tried these? Good beef & green chilli vibes

[Jen Horsburgh @jenatlionra]

I just wanted to update my resume. Instead, I accidentally proved how a multi-billion-dollar AI tool hallucinates a glass ceiling for women.

I changed a single variable: My name.

Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."

[iain @ipb]

@nicdoye Yeah, it was quite entertaining. Was fun to see something the minute it was released. Only went because i had the following day off because of travel. I couldn't do a midnight showing and then get up at 7.

[iain @ipb]

Living it up. Midnight screening