I Probably Hate Your Team

Just a hater with access to a meme generator. All views are my own mostly because nobody else is stupid enough to have them. Views are satire until they’re not

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So, ever since Wests fans started the “fuck you Canberra” chant in April, they’ve won 2 games.

Good time to remind your kids sportsmanship means something #nrl

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@LeagueFreak Also, now you need two streaming platforms to watch the whole thing? Fuck outta here

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@LeagueFreak One day, dogs fans will realise we’re fascinated they’re able to sign such elite talent and absolutely shit the bed with them… It’s 40% obsession, 50% pity, 10% schadenfreude

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@CamMagicMan Bold of you to assume Bunnies get worse without Cody giving away the stupidest penalties this side of Corey Horsburgh

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To be clear, I have not now or ever cared more about whatever rookie “analysis” Blocker Roach was blurting out more than what the referee is saying to the bunker…

My dude, shut the fuck up and let me figure out what this challenge is all about.

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@LeagueFreak I know I can thank my lucky stars I don’t live there, all thanks to Homer Simpson’s research on healthcare

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@LeagueFreak And the fact that Maguire won pretty definitively, and QRL was allowed to be like, “yep, him”… I’m sure being a club coach is more financially rewarding, but why can’t we have nice things?

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@sandylanceley Segmentation has all but destroyed the viewing experience for fans in the US, and it’s started here with Stan Sport taking some of the minor leagues (union, indycar etc)… When cash is strapped from CoL, having (most) major sports on one platform is a win for fans IMHO

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So, the TV rights are staying with Foxtel and Nine. All the bullshit about Amazon and Netflix was for naught.

And honestly? NRL wins. Segmentation in the US has ruined it for fans, so try to put aside the hate for a second and see this for the little victory it is

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Why is Luai yelling at Tigers fans to “shut the f*ck up” and calling them “bitches”? That definitely wasn’t the away bay he was yelling at…

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@whits106 @TicsVitsJacThic @Raiders_24Sep89 It’s our God-given right as fans to be routinely disappointed by our team’s play… But also, they both got a point 🤣

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Imagine losing to the bottom two clubs, in consecutive weeks, and while you’re processing this form slump, the Telstra whistling starts…

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Can we please make it so a Captain’s Challenge purely examines the Captain’s complaint and nothing else? Reviewing half the Goddamned set is just a waste of viewers’ time… We know it’s weaponised; close the loophole

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@LeagueFreak If they do, the Black Dog sponsorship might pay off, because that’ll be the bottom two teams in consecutive weeks 😬

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@CamMagicMan Absolutely fair, and you were pretty spot on, so credit to you… I guess I just watched last night’s game and realised the Raiders problems are wayyyyy bigger than losing Fogarty for Sanders… I may be a hater, but truth is game management is no substitute for piss poor defence

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The absolute stones on Philip Sami to run at a group of Broncos fans, screaming “I’m him”… Cinema

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Boy, that new Black Dog Broncos jersey must have happened in Vegas, because that’s definitely where it should have stayed #nrlbroncostitans

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@CamMagicMan @FOXNRL The Wighton/Burton/Crichton fiasco from 2021 hangs heavy for me… Form takes a back seat to loyalty in Origin, often to the detriment of making up the best team