Elana Bertram

Attorney. Fmr Prof @hpu, @umdglobalcampus. Compliance @validic. Strong opinions about women in tech, behavioral economics, data privacy. Parenting. Bourbon.

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

LinkedIn! Is not! A dating site!! Stop thinking that’s okay, menfolk. It is not.

[RISE @RISEhlth]

Women’s health care in the US continues to tell the same sad story
https://t.co/Fz0Y8LnmfC

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

Can we just STOP letting crusty old dudes who think periods are yucky make decisions about women’s health? It was a failed experiment and we know better now. Take several seats, fellas, we don’t need your “help.”

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

Here's my crowdstrike analysis

The actual technical cause of the error is immaterial and uninteresting

What matters is this incident exposes criminally negligent testing and deployment practices, that's all that matters, that's the entire story

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

I haven’t been on Twitter since it stopped being Twitter but I logged on to see if #StarLinkforBangladesh was trending (yes) and learned 3 more useful things in the meantime. RIP my mental health I might be back…

[🇧🇩 sumaiya 🇵🇸 @sumuni_13]

The authoritarian regime of #Bangladesh has shut down the cellular network and the internet. It's a total blackout. @elonmusk please provide @Starlink services for Bangladeshi people who are facing widespread violence by fascist regime.
#StarLinkforBangladesh

[Hammancheez @Hammancheez]

Crowdstrike : its fine u just have to manually visit the PC boot it into safe mode and remove a sys file

US Organization with 50,000 pcs and a completely outsourced IT department in Bangalore : what

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

WTF was @Zoom thinking trying to sneak consent to use all our content to train their AI without even so much as an alert email? #HIPAA much?! Like?! AYFKM this is such bad customer management. #healthtech #Compliance #sneaky

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

The flight we were supposed to be on Thursday has been canceled 3 consecutive nights. Why are they still selling tickets for it?

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

Hey @united Not a great feeling hearing the pilots chuckle “oh they’ve got the cots out haha” while rolling by our hundreds-long canceled flights line in @EWRairport

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

Hey @united Not a great feeling hearing the pilots chuckle “oh they’ve got the cots out haha” while rolling by our hundreds-long canceled flights line in @EWRairport

[Cori Egstad @CoriEgstad]

@baddestmamajama I read a wise tweet one time- something like “it’s the most mentally healthy person, the one who sets boundaries, who is always treated as “the problem” in dysfunctional families.” This is a classic case. Everyone else went along and this lady gets grief for refusing. 🤷‍♀️

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

@annateethe It’s definitely a threat. And also “waiting until your late thirties” to have kids is wrong too. Women just aren’t even people to that kind of criticizer.

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

A renowned IDN faced delays in blood pressure therapy.

Validic's personalized remote care solution increased provider efficiency by 233% and restored stability in 74% of their patients.

Find out how: https://t.co/w9CuGDaDb6

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

I had a male salesperson today explain @BassProShops as “ @VictoriasSecret for men” and he lost the sale right there. #madeupbyadude

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

@freelancelawmom The post office is my kryptonite. Living OCONUS the level of heartbreak and frustration “the mail” (incoming or outgoing) brings me is substantial.

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

@jaydeflix @ethanjacobslaw 😂😂🧵

[Dave McKenna @djmckenna00]

I settled a case for $27K for three clients last year. We spent a MONTH negotiating the non-disclosure agreement because the employer stated if all his employees sued him and settled like this, he would go BANKRUPT. His business model DEPENDED on wage theft. 8/

[Elana Bertram @IPisBusiness]

“I did not read it.”

Well, you had one job, sir…

[Inner City Press @innercitypress]

Castel: Did you do anything other than sign your affirmation? Did you read any of the cases?
LoDuca: No.
Castel: Did you do anything to make sure those cases existed?
LoDuca: No.
Castel: Then Avianca replied -
LoDuca: I did not read it.

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.