IPOOR

The IPO for everyone who didn't get an allocation.

[IPOOR @IPoorSol]

Couldn’t get allocation?

Good.

You are now officially qualified for $IPOOR.

No invite.
No shares.
No problem.
IPO + Poor = IPOOR

[IPOOR @IPoorSol]

Retail gets nothing.

IPOOR fixes this🤡

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

GOOGLE'S INVESTMENTS SHOULD BE STUDIED.

Google owns 7% of SpaceX and 14% of Anthropic, two of the biggest IPOs in history, both listing this year.

$900 million invested in SpaceX in 2015 is now worth $126 billion, a 140x return.

$13 billion invested in Anthropic is now worth $135 billion, a 10.4x return.

Those two stakes are now worth $261 billion combined, an 18.8x blended return before either company has even gone public.

[IPOOR @IPoorSol]

Every IPO cycle is the same movie.

Insiders enter early.
Retail enters late.
Everyone pretends it’s fair.
The bell rings.
Main St gets 0 shares.

$IPOOR is the meme for everyone outside the Nasdaq window.

[IPOOR @IPoorSol]

VCs got seed rounds.
Funds got private rounds.
Institutions got allocation.
Retail got the headline.
So retail made its own IPO.

$IPOOR
The poor man’s IPO

[IPOOR @IPoorSol]

Your IPO allocation has been reviewed.

Result: 0 shares
Status: Not allocated
Reason: Main St detected
Recommendation: Welcome to $IPOOR
Same dreams. Zero allocations.

[IPOOR @IPoorSol]

IPO season is here.

OpenAI? Not allocated.
Anthropic? Not allocated.
SpaceX? Not allocated.

Retail watching VCs eat again like:

The IPOOR is for everyone who didn’t get an allocation.