Jeff Tracy

Based on a secret Island in the Pacific; we protect the world from the media, politicians and other natural disasters.

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Agent @Adele: cover has been blown. Agent Parker has been replaced by a singing mancunian. Report to @IRTracyIsland ASAP. End.

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Love this picture of Adele being driven around by Noel Gallagher

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Breaking: Agent Saunders has revealed the Hood's latest identity. TB 2 will be dispatched immediately to intercept the man going by the name Murphy. @ferrifrump @BBCMOTD #dannymurphy https://t.co/EUhcFAw3Ut

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

@PaulPJB @Nigel_Farage @AmericaNewsroom He's also an ex-bank robber, highly skilled.

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

@BBCSport He could become the world pie eating champion? Or perhaps compete with @IlieNastase1 for sexist of the year?

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

@Nigel_Farage Thanks Agent Farage, you have always been illuminating with a microphone - It's so useful to have clarity 11 months after a campaign ends.

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Does @paulnuttallukip still provide his own captions? #paulnutallfacts #paulnuttall

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Brains detected @BlackpoolSixth + Friends on his hi-tech 'Digital Radio' earlier. We felt so festive, we put our tinsel up! #bethemiracle

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

One of our favourite shots of @paulnuttallukip #UKIPLeadership #Ukip https://t.co/98CE7ReiUU

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

It seems @paulnuttallukip comes with his own caption now to save you the trouble of listening.
#ukiplies

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

#BetterAmbassadorsThanFarage
Our sources inform us that @Nigel_Farage and @KTHopkins are actually gearing up for diplomacy with the French

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

@RogerHelmerMEP Only positive of #Brexit is that someone as antiquated as you will no longer represent British interests in the modern world

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Why has @TheXFactor dressed Matt up as Anders Breivik?
#XFactorMovies #XFactor2016

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

#chilcot seems to have forgotten that people like us just like blowing shit up.

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

2nd worst European result this week #EnglandVsIceland #EURO2016 #EUreferendum

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

#EnglandvIceland #EURO2016 England showing as much cohesion as the Shadow Cabinet.

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Are things getting out of hand in @Trump_ton? does the mayor need help maintaining order? Radiohead- Burn The Witch https://t.co/9XJPRT1yPV

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Don't worry @David_Cameron @SarahTheDuchess @SimonCowell your secret stash is safe on Tracy Island #panamapapers

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

I bet you're dying to comment on this @jimmycarr (btw your money is safe on Tracy Island, don't worry) https://t.co/l94J4ntNWU

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Have you considered this @David_Cameron? China ramps up censorship after leaders' relatives named https://t.co/Vv26rfBCq4 #panamapapers

[Mike Todman @MiketodmanM]

Always worth revisiting. #IDS #IDSresignation "@IRTracyIsland: Just saying. @George_Osborne #childcatcher"

[Jeff Tracy @IRTracyIsland]

Breaking: Brains has received intel that our adversary has changed his appearance
@scrabbmp #IDSresignation #IDS