Dookie Jones

National Chairman of Catholics Against Vlone

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NOBODY ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS AS KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE LORE AND COSMOLOGY OF FRED FIGGLEHORN AS I AM

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A single tweet by noted paranoid schizophrenic SpaceGhostPurrp has more truth and wisdom in it than any post by any of the “save europa based trad west epic Roman marble statues” accounts

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Jimmy Neutron is Yakub’s biracial son

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I think the swingers got shit figured out better than the polyamorous crowd, like when’s the last time you heard about a swinger having to flee across the country from someone named after a state-level felony?

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We gotta get these guys help because what do you mean you’re 23 yet you run a page that makes stimboard edits of Octahedron from the Shapes and Numbers Baby Show

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I honestly think the Covid paranoiacs are the people who got their brains fried by the virus and while they understand what fried their brain, since their brain is fried they can’t come up with rational solutions or arguments so they spiral into insanity

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If you think guns are only supposed to be used against other people that says more about you than about guns

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Veterans for gun control piss me off how the fuck are you going to say “your small game and self defense gun is too dangerous for you to have, instead it’s proper place is pressed against the head of an Arab toddler” with a straight face

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Vaping while hanging myself

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Vaping while in a car accident

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Vaping for my last meal

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Vaping while jacking off

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Vaping in the electric chair

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One of the biggest splits in the left is between leftists who know how annoying leftists can be at times and don’t like it and leftists who think we should be more annoying

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It’s great that they’re selling hippy retard fake opioid juice from Thailand at the gas station and whenever you say that maybe they shouldn’t be selling that at the gas station the hippy retards get violently upset

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Half of the “survivalists” out there are basically just giant idiots who think smearing mud and piss on themselves will ward off bears and self-awareness and then they wind up starving to death in a Fleet Farm parking lot

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NOBODY ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS AS KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE LORE AND COSMOLOGY OF FRED FIGGLEHORN AS I AM

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Nobody has a worse understanding of their audience than a pornographic actress who makes posts pandering to gooners and then posts about her support of left-wing politics

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Stuffing Matt Yglesias Full Of Cum In All His Holes And Then Roasting Him On A Spit Over A Fire Using The Mix Of Rendered Fat And Semen To Baste Him Groyper