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hydrator. food consumer. oxygen recycler.

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@FrogMan_Clan @fgf420 @wanted4mogging Hippies were an extreme minority of the population btw 90% of boomers were just moderates…and then 90% of those hippies eventually sold out and abandoned the dream for a family and a nice four bedroom house in suburban hell. Lol.

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@HeathDeMarco8 @uemnsbdhdjksm @CameronCorduroy “is a nazi” into “major zionist” crying laughing bro

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@NguyenVinh46721 @WildSentences w character development

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

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@D_Festus34 @JINX35747 @summrblues @crouchingblack how momo and a coughing baby are genuinely moving against eachother

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@JINX35747 @D_Festus34 @summrblues @crouchingblack when im boutta get my shit pushed in by a grade 7 curse but its okay cuz at least i know the relative atomic mass of potassium off the top of my head

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@tarbos6 @Skullduded @blacknredtext *couldn’t

kms

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@tarbos6 @Skullduded @blacknredtext but now anyone just getting into the game is just being wombo comboed with plot twist after plot twist lmfao i was lucky enough to start playing when the sacrifice came out i could imagine playing now and going right from new war to duviri to 1999 one after another

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@AndrewBroiled @DISSOLVED__GIRL Hey man if it aint broke

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@yaoivoid @catwithcape “but can you climb up walls”
“i can…go through walls?”
“☹️”

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@comicacolyte_95 @bil7573 @caliispunk trans lezor

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@philo447h7jh9st @asslickerriize Lasted all of a week and a half 😭😭😭

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@ButtersideXD @SakataKey @Tmc0610 None of these are real burgers bro 😭😭😭😭 go to an actual restaurant for real burgers not just a chain

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@dumbass937 @lyvrboy_ @purpl3cor3z @PrestonWatching @Seventydie @neitotopias I can’t have this conversation again.

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@TeddAnimates @darkshineess “who” to TOOL is crazy lmao just say you don’t know music

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@neptuniite Last one is fire

[When she @ToxicSpiderInk]

@pageMhater @Cocoji8y @akechoid stfu nigger

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@eurydicejones @JJJ4Y0_O Dude who made the original post is indian for the record

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