Sam Shipley

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

Fly like a butterfly, stink like a bee #RIP

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

Fuck me in the arse I want one https://t.co/nWzqFliB47

[The Guardian @guardian]

The world’s first commercial jetpack will cost $150,000 next year http://t.co/WIRwBIDHS0

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@mmjs92 just in Kuala Lumpur airport. Things are different here, shower head to wash your arse? See you soon butt friend! X

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

9 days till Australia!!!!! #DrinkingBeerzAndConqueringFearz

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@Lillie_Duerden why on earth am I down as [email protected]? I haven't used that email since 6th grade.

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

When did you last get some tailing done?

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

Working the bar at my works Christmas doo #kinella

[Matty Hopper @gazhopper]

Mac Demarco was not bad last night. No time for people getting up on stage though. #Cynic #MacDemarco

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

Sunday vibez

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@mmjs92 Harvey Specter does

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@_DannyTaylor falling in love bangers?

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

Pissed up nob heads sleep through flight home #textbook

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Drinking alcohol makes smiling contagious among men.

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@georgiiahall lol

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@georgiiahall don't ask me to recommend you porn in future den

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@georgiiahall what you on about ya lil weirdo?

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@AdParker23 how can you be best in driff if I am??? :S

[Sam Shipley @ISamShipleyI]

@AdParker23 you'll need all the practice you can get