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[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Netzack2203

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

久々に運動したら筋肉痛で腕伸ばせなくて
歩く時ティラノサウルスになってる……

[Ran （パンの人） @konel_bread]

花山薫メロンパン
普通のメロンパン約25個分の大きさ🔥

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Netzack2203 待ってるね💕︎

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Netzack2203 スレスパ2は？

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

部下できたお祝いに上司からニコチンテープ……？
これって罪に問えれん？

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Dating a league of legends player means your arguments have a Meta

she knows your cooldowns. she knows when you're tilted.

she knows exactly when to engage and when to back off.

you're not in a relationship you're in a top lane matchup

and she has studied it

you throw out a "you always do this" that's your Q. predictable. easy to dodge.

she sidesteps it and fires back with "remember when YOU did this 2 weeks ago" that's a point and click ability. no counterplay.

you try to disengage. walk to the other room. cool down. but she follows. she's not letting you reset.

she's freezing the wave outside tower forcing you to come back out and take a bad trade.

you think you won the argument? no. she gave you a cs lead so you'd feel confident. she's scaling for late game.

that silent treatment is her farming up for a massive all in at dinner tonight.

the worst part? she's got your match history memorized. every argument you've ever lost.

every dumb thing you've ever said. she's got a mental VOD library and she WILL pull up the replay mid fight.

"you told me you'd spend more time with me. that was march. what happened?"

MARCH? brother she's reviewing VODs from 4 patches ago to win this trade

you're not dating a girl you're laning against a one trick who has 2000 games in this matchup and knows every single one of your patterns

and you will not win. you will go even at best.

and we all know going even means you lost.

Study the Saskio & Eliza way

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

僕がこんな成長の仕方をしたのは
人格形成期にバキと龍が如くをしてたせいだと思います

今では誇りに思っています

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

花見に誘われたけど行けないよ？
多分殺しにかかってきてる
花粉症舐めんな？
ほぼ死刑宣告やで？

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

捻挫しそうになって気合いで耐えた結果
首と腰を持ってかれました
今なら魔法陣無しで錬成できそう

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

あっかん今日多分1日機嫌悪い日や
何かに対してずっとイライラしてる
化け物は化け物と認知した上で生きていきます

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@pppurinnn4000 ほねほねザウルスでも抜けないほね

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Netzack2203 あなたつかれてるのよ
(ダブルミーニング)

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Netzack2203

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Goghchan2523 おーーーーん！！！

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Xralll4 バカクチャラーで終わり

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

@Xralll4 もうそのガム味しないよ……

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

何もしてないのにすね筋肉痛……

なんで？？？？？
もう歳？……

[孤猫 @IV87qqm]

年末と年明けらしいこと何もしてない2026