mitch

IVI because the M was taken :(

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[mitch @IVIitch]

@Bundicot

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

A much needed clearance in the final minute 🤯

Gyokeres gave it his all today 🙏🫡

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

SCOTT MCTOMINAY WOW 🤯👏

A ridiculous goal in a huge game for Scotland tonight from the former Red!!

#MUFC

[mitch @IVIitch]

@NoContextBrits @1LEMUN

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Bruno Fernandes has REJECTED Al Hilal proposal. ❌🇸🇦

Despite crazy contract proposal from the Saudi Pro League club, Bruno Fernandes wants to continue playing football in Europe.

Man United captain wants to play at top level in Europe. Decision made.

[mitch @IVIitch]

@97Vercetti Me and you @1LEMUN in Germany x

[mitch @IVIitch]

@1LEMUN Happy new year you sexy beast 😘

[mitch @IVIitch]

@NoContextBrits @1LEMUN

[mitch @IVIitch]

Well.....

[wizzy (unc arc) @wizzyknows]

Me in 2009 instead of buying Bitcoin

[BLAST Premier 💥 @BLASTPremier]

WELCOME TO W0NDERLAND 🤯

#BLASTPremier @w0nderfulof

[Sir Stevo Timothy @SirStevoTimothy]

Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Garda Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Ara jaysus, I'm not sure. About 5 or 6 feet.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Middling.

Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of browny bluey green I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Colour of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my BMW

Sergeant:
What kind of BMW was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
BMW F82 M4 550bhp
Ambient Lighting pack, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, BMW drive select, BMW parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, BNW music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack, Non smoking PACK.

(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)

Sergeant:
Don't worry Michael. We'll find your BMW

[mitch @IVIitch]

@CultureCrave @1LEMUN

[Morgan @utdscope]

Twice now blatant fouls and they go up the other end and score.

Reckless from Ederson.

https://t.co/s0bEYUW1ch

[mitch @IVIitch]

Get Ole back at the club. Fuck this

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Hey @Specsavers.

Give @FA_PGMOL a call.

[mitch @IVIitch]

Karma.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

INSTANT IMPACT FROM SCOTTY!

#MUFC || #WOLMUN

[mitch @IVIitch]

And this wasn’t given. Fuck off… Zero Consistency with VAR…

[𝑺𝒂𝒎 @ChelseaFC_sam]

Just look at where the ball is and where Van Dijk is kicking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure the VAR would have given this as a penalty if the score had been 3-0. Since it was 3-1, they couldn't risk another goal.

Not to mention this is just one incident

https://t.co/6nMjDm4BBM

[mitch @IVIitch]

What a shocking decision for a penalty…