Idk why, but hot sake and Diet Coke go really well together. Like not mixed, but having the DC to sip on between drinking the sake is so peak. I have turned off replies for this post because idc about your thoughts on this.
Done with Walgreen’s bullshit, was waiting nearly 3 weeks to get something filled that I take daily. Went to CVS, they filled it that day. Will never been returning to Walgreens, like ever.
Whichever automotive engineer thought it was a good idea to require that the entire front of the vehicle be removed to replace a headlight, go fuck yourself.
Bruh does anyone remember when Trix cereal got rid of the fruit shapes and decided to just make them all little pellets of the same shape and size? Shit did not last long. I often wonder how that meeting went a General Mills HQ.
I was talking to my boss, and I accidentally confused a marine rated grease called Aquashield with a similarly named lubricant for personal use called Aqua Lube. I doubt you can even get Aqua Lube in 5 gallon buckets unless you’re Diddy. 😩😩
Imagine working in food service your entire life and then getting married and when saying your vows you just respond with “Heard” to each of your partner’s promises.
Weird how we all say that “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” but we don’t realize that “mitochondria” is the plural form of “mitochondrion”, so really what we should be saying is “the mitochondria ARE the powerhouse of the cell”. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
Once spent a month on a Philippino cargo ship from Yokohama to Honolulu. My one take away from the experience is that banana ketchup is so much better than regular ketchup. I offer no explanation.
My girl was watching Star Wars: Attack of the Clones with me, shes never seen it. We get to the scene with Yoda teaching the youngling class and she just goes “Wait so who kills all of these lil kids??” And I’m just sitting there like….
Everyone always loves and appreciates beekeepers, but where are my waspkeepers at? I keep trying to imagine what a waspkeeper would look like but it just comes up as “trailer park meth head” in my mind.