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Here to laugh, tweet and retweet. Enjoy the moment while it last!

[Thulani @I_Sitati]

@mariahsudi I once walked in villages around Luanda collecting data, imagine every homestead you walk in you're welcomed with food, na hufai kukataa, if you won't eat they'll give you avocado or bananas to take with you (both luo and luhya) its a wonderful experience

[Chief 🇰🇪 @DennisKiokoo]

Watu wa Ruiru hushukishwa hapa wanateremka kama wild beasts 😂

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

@WilliamsRuto @Pettikim Uncle, kwani the people who draft your statements have abandoned you? Please don’t lose your mind before 2027. We need you to experience the wrath of the people in your right state of mind!! Vumilia tu kidogo. WANTAM!!!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Yesterday was a big success and now confirms 25th June will always be a holiday. Sometimes Kenyans should not jump, jump on the roads for maandamano to be successful.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THE POLICE AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Mexico be like...

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

It’s 6am and I endorse this message. Average women believe they are the prize by offering you exclusivity you can barely audit.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

@WilliamsRuto William Samoei. You are a thief. You are a Murderer. You are an Arsonist. You are the Chief Extortionist. You are the chief Blackmailer. We are very happy that standard has never let go off your neck. Na wewe nakwambia siku yako inafika. We will stone you publicly like stephen

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.

[seba @sebaarce__]

lo tenía que hacer

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Throughout the entire match Lionel Messi only covered 8Kms and bagged 2 goals. He’s at the point of his career where he’s moving like a company CEO. Minimal effort for maximum reward.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I genuinely don’t think there’s a better celebration in club or international football right now.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

BREAKING NEWS: Kenyans have occupied Parliament Buildings.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We have got our underdog story for 2026 World Cup

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick: “Can I sit in the back of the car?”

Ancelotti:

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Sharp boys wameingia mpaka TSC. They have been deducting KSh 108 from every teacher. We have 461k teachers nationwide; they have been collecting 49M monthly.

A country headed by a sharp president full of sharp boys.

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

Today, alongside veteran legal minds Martha Karua, former Chief Justice Willy Mutunga, Gitobu Imanyara, and Prof. Kivutha Kibwana, we stood with the grieving parents of Rex Maasai and Erickson. Together, we officially petitioned and notified the Inspector General of Police of a peaceful nationwide march on June 25th, 2026.

​We invite all Kenyans mothers, fathers, siblings, and friends to march to Parliament to demand justice and lay flowers where our children’s lives were cruelly taken.

Parallel vigils and commemorations will take place across all 47 counties.

​Mark your calendars: June 25th will be observed as a Public Holiday. No work, no school !

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.