Khatta Pani

Pledge to be antithetical.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@AmitShah I like what community notes say…

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@mayukh_panja Don’t listen to these chutiya’s who act like boomers and tell you what’s good for you.

Itna gyaan baat hi diya hai to, Have some shame and come back to India.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@TsMeSalman At this point Namibia will beat Pakistan

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Are they planning to bombard more with there bullshit calls, i cure this company for wasting my time everyday.

[A K Mandhan @A_K_Mandhan]

#Shocking

Rajeev Jain, CEO, Bajaj Finance, on Q3 Concall on the Impact of AI –

“AI listened to 2 Cr calls, converted voice to text, and gave us data. Text-to-data conversion happened for 5.2 lakh customers. As a result, we generated 100,000 new offers for which we did not have information earlier.

“This capability did not exist in Q1 and Q2. It just got deployed. We’ll be able to listen to 100 million calls next year,” said Jain. He added that loan disbursements through AI-powered call centres stood at about Rs 1,600 crore. That’s ~ 10% of the Rs 16,545 Cr of disbursals in Q3FY26

Data converting -- data from those calls led to another INR 325 crores of volumes. So, this is just our first attempt.

Over the next six months, Bajaj Finance plans to invest heavily in its agents. The company expects to have more than 800 autonomous agents across sales, operations, HR, IT, risk, and DMS in the next fiscal.
Similarly, in terms of 100% of videos are now generated by us using AI, 100% of banners are generated using AI, 2.7 lakh videos were generated, and 1.2 lakh banners were generated. At the customer engagement level, we have 11 AI text BOTs that are live that engage with the customer. So rather than sending dumb SMSs for 11 products now, we have an AI text BOT, which allows you to engage, interact, and respond to your queries.

The company has 26 products. All 26 will be live between April and May'26. So, there will be no communication that we'll be sending, which will not have a -- whether service or sales, which will not have a conversational BOT embedded in it.

At the branch and point of sale, existing customers face match that we're doing, we did 46 million face matches to ensure this is the same customer, if it's an ETB customer who had actually principally come in, giving us much better control over identity.

Customer onboarding in terms of document -- ensuring that auto-fill of the document happens, whether it's a PAN card or an Aadhaar. There are 43 such documents that the company has now mapped, which an image extracts with a 95% - 96% accuracy and populate data in our platforms, delivering significant productivity for our employees.

Auto quality check of documents is now 41%. As we sharpen the model, it will take us to between 85% and 90% over a period of the next 15-odd months

On technology development, we are clearly seeing between 25% - 45% efficiencies emerging in terms of the development process, depending on whether it's a legacy platform, then the benefit is much lower, or rather, I would say, none. But if it's a digital infrastructure, then the efficiencies can be as high as 45% - 47%. So significant work is being done.

Src – Q3 Concall, no reco

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

Politicians in India talks about samosas law (RK), giving Darling remarks, LV belts, for all BS there is no outrage and when someone talked sense even if its for PR, people are writing lengthy posts.

Gajab Duniya hai..

[Saravanaprasad Balasubramanian (Modi ka Pariwar) @BS_Prasad]

....Forward : looking at the next Zelensky of India.

Uncle's groomed candidate, who is being slowly pushed into limelight cos their experiment with Keju failed.

Watch how he starts getting drip-fed into your newsfeed increasingly, as a 'messiah' of relief.

I think I had written few years back that this Chaddha is next DS candidate as their last crop of Khujliwal, Sonam bewafa, Sonu scoot, Camel Hassan simply didn’t work out as intended.

They have more like that avana, Umer, Mumbai ka metro blocker, Joseph Vijay, Ek kiss tu humko udhar dai de wala PK but this man is their main bet now.

People Remember how he was absconding for months for longest voluntary eye issue after Gandhari’s and he was meeting all kinda Khalistani brit politicians.

Bollywood wives are perfect setup to open many unlocked keys.

Then he came to India and immediately he slowly started distancing from ujliwal to not let the drops of spurious liquor fall on his white clothes.

Then he talked about getting blasphemy laws in India which appeals to Pakistani kind elements who can then kill anyone for saying Earth is not flat and r@e any girl under a doctrine.

Then quickly he was told to latch onto Gig workers issue to see if they can be used to create urban outrage.

Now he is pushing this airport food agenda which is so populist and anti capitalist.

Airport is prime property ....

...so if samosa has to be sold at 10 Rs there, tax payers will be paying for all samosa Shuklas and Kachori Khannas appetite.

Expect lot of paid good press for this man.

How he washes clothes to help his wife and is hardcore feminist, .....

....how he only uses public transport to save the world, how he doesn’t keep tap on while saving to appeal to environmentalists, .....

....how he is man of science, how he goes to Dargah, Gurudwara, how he fasts on Karwa Chauth and how he cries every day when he sees any kid begging on streets.

His persona will be built layer by layer.

📚

Uncle's groomed candidate, who is being slowly pushed into limelight cos their experiment with Keju failed.

Watch how he starts getting drip-fed into your newsfeed increasingly, as a 'messiah' of relief.

I think I had written few years back that this Chaddha is next DS candidate as their last crop of Khujliwal, Sonam bewafa, Sonu scoot, Camel Hassan simply didn’t work out as intended.

They have more like that avana, Umer, Mumbai ka metro blocker, Joseph Vijay, Ek kiss tu humko udhar dai de wala PK but this man is their main bet now.

People Remember how he was absconding for months for longest voluntary eye issue after Gandhari’s and he was meeting all kinda Khalistani brit politicians.

Bollywood wives are perfect setup to open many unlocked keys.

Then he came to India and immediately he slowly started distancing from ujliwal to not let the drops of spurious liquor fall on his white clothes.

Then he talked about getting blasphemy laws in India which appeals to Pakistani kind elements who can then kill anyone for saying Earth is not flat and r@e any girl under a doctrine.

Then quickly he was told to latch onto Gig workers issue to see if they can be used to create urban outrage.

Now he is pushing this airport food agenda which is so populist and anti capitalist.

Airport is prime property ....

...so if samosa has to be sold at 10 Rs there, tax payers will be paying for all samosa Shuklas and Kachori Khannas appetite.

Expect lot of paid good press for this man.

How he washes clothes to help his wife and is hardcore feminist, .....

....how he only uses public transport to save the world, how he doesn’t keep tap on while saving to appeal to environmentalists, .....

....how he is man of science, how he goes to Dargah, Gurudwara, how he fasts on Karwa Chauth and how he cries every day when he sees any kid begging on streets.

His persona will be built layer by layer.

📚

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@Ajain112 3 parrots and 30 kabootars

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@chiragbarjatya History of Psychoactive substances use goes back till stone age. Alcohol goes back 6600 BCE.

It’s never going to go down until civilisation ends.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@ihailmyindia When you are in power then talk about Samosa’s

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@RichaMi23946536 @path2shah This is already busted multiple-multiple times, if this was possible nobody would be blind they will learn this trick as a natural evolutionary process.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@kapsology Nothing will be dead, a new road is build doesn’t mean destination is dead.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@SandeepParekh And they are “सांठ-गाठ” k शेठ जी. So you should also not expect something else.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

Sources - MyWildThoughts

[Ihtisham Ul Haq @iihtishamm]

Former High Commissioner to India, Abdul Basit, has posted that India has asked U.S. Ambassador Sergio Gor to intervene and persuade Pakistan to revoke its decision not to play against India on 15th Feb.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@KantInEastt Absolutely Wrong ! You have to take the list seriously and get away from anyone who is in this list asap.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@Tablesalt13 FAFO

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@amoghak_ Super booring white office…

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@priteshlakhani Indian’s will do DIY for sure if they see value and money saving in it.

Here it’s missing in big margin.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@dont_be_witch I also see things the same way, only thing I believe is that 0.01 percent is also not able to live a good life.

I see the best life is lead by the panchayat heads, zameedar etc in very small town or villages. Good homes, respect from community, labour for everything.

[Khatta Pani @I_Truther]

@samidhas The quality is very filmsy for Indian conditions despite 2x the price of more robust neighbourhood furniture store.

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Video shows hidden agenda of PR agencies, yet its really shameful such issues which need to have severe outrage is just normalised in our society and require paid PR work to just get some eyeballs.

[Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj @DeepikaBhardwaj]

Makers of Mardaani movie decided to spread mass hysteria around missing persons just to promote their movie. Not denying it's a very real problem but analyse data on how many leave on their own, how majority are traced & brought back