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@chris_sutton73 Interesting score predictions for the opening round of group games in Qatar. Fancy putting those to the test?

https://t.co/8HEkTeg2Qv

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"every sausage you eat takes half an hour from your life" Leonard Circus #sausages

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@Ocado Thanks. Will do that.

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@Ocado do you have an alternate customer services number? I can't dial the 0345 number from my phone.

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"in Germany, 'Anna' is a farm girl. She has a moustache" Shoreditch High Street Station, London

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"This is going to really democratise the catwalk experience, isn't it" Wells Street, London

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"Do you know if the sampling team actually wear tinsel?" 80 Strand, London

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"I put lady pants on the other one" 80 Strand, London

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"Last night I dreamt I was a man. It was weird." 80 Strand, London

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"Is it possible it's a religious haircut?" #DHFC Champion Hill Stadium, Dulwich, London

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"I've got some salmon that went off on the 13th. Do you want to risk it?" #romanceisnotdead Blackfriars Station, London.

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"I've got sciatica or something down my arse" 5th floor, 80 Strand, London

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"Statistically, you're not going to die" @Pret The Strand, London

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"People say that the Freemasons do a lot of shit. But we in the shadows do a lot of good" 171 Bus, St Georges Circus, London

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"I'm going for dinner tonight with my husband's colleagues. They're French so I assume they have chic wives" @mylaanddavis E.Dulwich, London

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"You don't need to know your results to eat meat" the three kings, clerkenwell, London #themicl

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"...Yeah, but when you become prime minister, and I'm your butler..." Denmark Hill Station, London

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"Oh oh, someone found the garlic cupboard" Artful Gourmet, Owings Mills, Baltimore

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"She's quite fit that linesman" #dhfc Champion Hill Stadium, Dulwich, London