Voldemog

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

🎼 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"... 🎵🎶

[Archie Rhind-Tutt @archiert1]

A trend in Thomas Tuchel's career. Getting into good positions in big games. Then, he retreats...

2016 Liverpool-Dortmund in UEL. 3-1. Defender on for attacker 77' @ 3-2. Loses 3-4.
2024 Real-Bayern in UCL. 1-0. Defender on for attacker 76'. Loses 1-2
2026 Argentina-England...

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

I once thought it was a good idea to play Dan Burn as a centre forward in the final minutes of a World Cup semi final

[Voldemog @IainGreen]

@maxrushden England need a manager that won't sit back and defend a lead. The answer is simple and the ideal candidate has just become available. Tuchel out, Brendan McCullum in. Just imagine the Bazball carnage.......

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Voldemog @IainGreen]

@EJ_McGuinness I think that someone of the calibre of Lucy Powell would get this completely wrong

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Guy Walters 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇮🇷🇧🇾 @guywalters]

Killer line from @tompeck, and so, so true.

[Voldemog @IainGreen]

@maxwell_marlow @DanNeidle ?

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I think this hashtag needs to be trending tonight, don’t you?

#GeneralElectionNow

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

The Tories have crowned Rishi Sunak without him saying a word about what he would do as PM. He has no mandate, no answers and no ideas. Nobody voted for this.

The public deserve their say on Britain’s future through a General Election. It’s time for a fresh start with Labour.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Sensational. 😂

[Voldemog @IainGreen]

@RightNUFC @NUFC Losing our Head of Recruitment to West Ham and talk of Tonali going to Spurs paints a very bleak picture if key members of playing / backroom staff are moving to relegation fodder clubs

[Voldemog @IainGreen]

@CookeeCharlie Paging @MonsieurJudge ................. 👀

[Rob Barron @MonsieurJudge]

‘Shall we neck a pint every time England score, Stokesy?’

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

In other news I’m willing to let Michael McIntyre open for me.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

Hydration break.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium at full time, whilst moonwalking around. Shocking scenes.

[Kristian Niemietz @K_Niemietz]

This is like late-stage Toryism:
"Oh no, we're doing badly in the polls! Quick! Let's ban something!"