Mr. Turkey

Sydney's Bestie, Sean's Nemesis, Lover of Pizza & Roadkill. Plus I'm a bit of a diva.

[Mr. Turkey @IamMrTurkey]

@SeanFerro 🐰🐹🐔

[Mr. Turkey @IamMrTurkey]

It’s going to be a rough week. (Translated by Sidney Stanz Ferro)

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@SeanFerro heh heh heh. #TurkeyDayTraditions

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@SeanFerro @SidneyColleli

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I don’t eat turkey either. Yeah. That’s a lie. #TurkeyDayTraditions

[Mr. Turkey @IamMrTurkey]

I had more followers than @hmward when my book came out...and at #Thanksgiving...hey!

[Mr. Turkey @IamMrTurkey]

#Thanksgiving true story (Translated by Sidney)

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There are a surprising lack of turkey vultures on twitter.

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My pecks are bigger than @seanferro's. #justsayin

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do u know how hard it it to type with claws? they keep getting caught in the keyboard. #turkeyproblems

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I need a pizza with a side of gravel.

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since i followed turkey, twitter suggests istanbul. i dont think they understand.

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Thank gobble!

[Mr. Turkey @IamMrTurkey]

The good old days when I had balls...

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[H.M. Ward @hmward]

@SeanFerro yes, yes we do. with @IamMrTurkey - did u notice he's tweeting at u again. it looks like he took hunt & peck literally.

[Sean Ferro @SeanFerro]

@IamMrTurkey Haha. Have fun you feathery bastard!

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Thank gobble!

[Vicki Hendrickson @mvhendrickson]

@hmward @SeanFerro @IamMrTurkey How about some Mr Turkey merchandise???